Nah, but jokes aside, today is my actual birthday. Woo! 🎉

As a special surprise, I'm going to inform you of something I don't think anyone will have suspected me to discuss out in public...

...my age.

Are you ready, peeps?

Alright, then. Starting from today, I am officially turning...

...a year older baby! Let's fucking go! My god, time sure does fly by.

Alright, fellas. That's enough from me. Have a wonderful rest of the day, wherever you are!