1. I am uncomfortable around moths. Previously, one had entered in my bathroom, unbeknownst to me taking a shower. When I glanced at it, I fell over, somehow not managing to sustain any injuries. Needless to say, I keep my windows closed.

2. I am short-sighted. I'm basically blind if I don't have my glasses on.

3. When I went to Cadbury's Choclate Factory, I got so 'drunk' on consuming too much and I ended up getting stuck on a climbing frame upside down afterwards.

4. I'm not a massive fan of looking up at the sky while lying on the ground. It feels like I'm being pushed up towards the edge of the atmosphere.

5. I once killed a spider with a French dictionary.

6. I'm neutral about kale. It's bland and I literally couldn't taste anything when I first ate it. It's not the worst thing I've eaten, though.

7. I'm self-conscious about not being as smart as other people, because I have to use a dictionary to look up the definition for quite a few words.

8. I'm under the autistic spectrum. More specifically, Asperger's Syndrome.

9. My teeth are quite sensitive to cold foods.

10. I used to call strawberries, 'splodgies' when I was a young lad.

11. I can make my tongue go vertical.

12. My cat and previous cats I've owned were named after Harry Potter characters.

13. I secretly wish the times where villains of certain stories actually won against the protagonist or becoming a good guy, were actually more frequent.

14. I won the jackpot first try on an arcade machine, where you have to time the button press correctly 3 times in a row.

15. I can't stand anime references. Call me an uncultured swine, but I really just don't find them funny. (With the exception of a couple instances in TheCrazyTyto's Ninja lines)

16...is my favourite number.

17. I strongly prefer inhuman characters without noses. There's just something off-putting about them.

Yeah, I'm a really weird human being. Lol. Just thought I'd spice things up from my consistent AUL meme type chapters.