See what I did there? Eh? Eh? Eh?

What's that? You're unfollowing me for making such a low-effort unoriginal joke? That I can get behind.

What I can't get behind is what this episode has basically confirmed for Player's ship status.

I can't believe I'm saying this and what you're about to directly see below, but...

Player is no longer a sandwich simper, and instead massively crushes on chicken nuggets, or as Splapp-Me-Do once nicknamed them, "tasteless white filth" (which btw is a pretty fitting description of Player at this current point in time).

Yeah, I'm crying tears of despair right now, it's devastating on the ol' blood pumper. 💔

Also, Player is once again oblivious to his surroundings and basically anything threatening both him and his virtual, non-existent imp partner. He still couldn't process the signs that Ronald was delivering that he was a cannibal and he still stans him.

He's so oblivious at this point, that even GF is starting to possess more common sense! How do we go from a normal, completely sane and decently smart individual to this...abomination!?

How can your main character derail so far off the tracks? At least, there's still hope for when October rears its spoopy head in...

This particular episode was so predictable even from the Instagram sneak peek of Ronald supposedly going to kill the lovey-dovey pair. It was clearly obvious it wasn't gonna happen and they would survive from possessing plot armour again.

I just can't sometimes, y'know?

Before, I get way ahead of myself like I probably already have, here's one of the only perks that I've seen in this episode, besides the 8 minute runtime.

What a sweet, adorkable expression for such a short cameo! I'm genuinely okay with this, because this was before the "transformation" occurred.

That's it, though. Only thing worth praising!