I might explain my choices in the comments if you want.

Player: James

Veteran: Victor (Possibly hinted as Eric in MCL 1)

Captain: Michael

The Gentleman: Ebenezer

Mr. Cheese: Mac

Mr. Egg: William

Mother: Mary

Stoner: Ryan

Gnome: Jennifer

Engineer: Brian

BDay: Billy

Rose: Rose

Goober: Vicky

Sheriff: Randy

Bro: Kevin

Angel: Faith

Ninja: Akira

PoopyFarts96: Gus

Happy: Mike

Wizard: Keith

Greaser: Tony

Not-Orange: Tyler

Blue: Jack

Rookie: Christian

Dum: Jessica

Pirate: Hugh

Hornsly: Finley

Sir Clogsworth: Brandon

Punk: Dylan

Noob: Katie

Freezy: Frank

Dr. Doctor: Paul

Hunter: Clint

Flamingo: Moby

Vinny: Vinny

Baggy: Lenny

Blondie: Penny

Impostor: Gary