Alternate Response
Here's how the interaction between Player and Impostor should have gone:
Player: Next!
Impostor: Hey, fellow Crewmates! Remember me?
Player: Who could forget you? You've got your iconic deformed mouth and your dangerous weapons with you! You sure like to keep things consistent, just like me with my beanie!
Impostor: Well, I gotta stay recognisable to the fans out there! *Looks directly at the screen and waves happily*
Player: Anyway, I don't see any kind of paperwork that you brought along here. What exactly do you want me to sign?
Impostor: My trusty knife, of course! You're a legend, man! You finally won a game in Among Us, and now you're basically a god at Friday Night Funkin'! You're my hero!
Player: H-hero? I've never been called that before! Thanks, dude. That really means a lot to me! Tell you what, normally, I'm restricted to only handling paperwork for signing, but I'll make an exception with you. Anything for my big fan!
Impostor: Wow, I can't believe this is actually happening! *Starts squealing because why not*
Player: I'll be extra careful to not leave blood on the knife, but it would add to the overall aesthetic!
Player and Impostor: *Laugh wholeheartedly*
Player: Alright, here you go, dude. Enjoy.
Impostor: Man, how can I ever repay you? You really are a one of a kin- wait, hang on a minute.
Player: What's the problem, pal?
Impostor: I don't mean to criticise and it's a common misconception from my friends, but my name is spelt with an 'O' instead of an 'E'. Would you mind changing it real quick?
Player: Oh, sorry, man. Here, let me fix that for ya! *proceeds to amend the error*
Impostor: Thanks! Y'know, I've gotta start telling people how my name is spelt before mistakes are made!
Player: I know how you feel. It's a problem I still have to deal with. *Looks at the camera with an annoyed expression*
Impostor: Anyways, I better get a move on! It was really nice hanging out with the legend himself!
Player: Alright, take care, dude!
Impostor: *Starts to walk away*
Player: And Impostor?
Impostor: *Looks back*
Player: You look mighty fine in red!
Impostor: *Grins showing his teeth*
See GT? It isn't that hard to make Player likeable!
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