Grab sum popcorn bc this is gonna be hella long since I have gotten addicted to making this stuff

TheGentleman: isn't this a bit dangerous? 

MrCheese: TheGentleman, please, we've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt 

TheGentleman: ... 

MrCheese: ok, we sometimes escape unhurt

TheGentleman: ...

MrCheese: alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home

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Dum: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Veteran: the cow?? 

Dum: what?!

Player: Veteran, W H Y?

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Engineer: *seductively takes off glasses*

Engineer: wow...

Gnome: *blushes* hehe... what?

Engineer: you're really blurry

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MrCheese: I'll be taking a shower. I'll be right back

TheGentleman: why are you telling me this? I don't care just hurry up

TheGentleman, right after MrCheese leaves the room: I miss him already...

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MrCheese to MrEgg: how do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Ninja: (in Japanese) don't stay up so late, Bro. Last time you did that you tried to eat your own shirt

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Gnome: I think I just figured something out. Gotta go

Dum: aren't you forgetting something?

Gnome: uhh... *hesitantly kisses Dum's forehead before running out* 

Dum: no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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*texting*

BDay: *sends a voice message*

Rose: is it urgent? I'm a little busy at the moment

BDay: no, don't worry, just listen later

Rose: ok

(later)

Rose: *presses play*

BDay's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Veteran: not to be NSFW but I need someone to hold me when I sleep

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Captain: wow, great work on the Halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skeletons?

MrCheese: fake?

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Stoner: am I in trouble?

Captain: take a guess

Stoner: no?

Captain: take another guess

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TheGentleman: stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what'll happen. What will happen is fire

MrCheese: but what if something else happens just this one time?

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MrCheese: ugh crushes are so dumb!

Player: I know right? When I'm near my crush I act stupid 

MrCheese: but you're always acting stupid

Player: 

Player: but I don't think about that too much

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MrEgg: what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

TheGentleman: that nap time was a punishment

MrCheese: *nods*

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Blue: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on

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Player: dang it, the power went out

Veteran: don't worry I got this! *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Player: what-

Veteran: I swallowed a glow stick

Player, in the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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TheGentleman: MrCheese, what is this?

MrCheese, hugging TheGentleman: affection!

TheGentleman: ...disgusting

TheGentleman: do it again

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Bro: who the f*ck-

Mother: language!

Bro: whom the f*ck-

Mother: no.

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Not Orange, showing another cheat he discovered: am I going too far?

Monster: nah, you went too far 7 hours ago, now your account will get deleted and you'll go to prison

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Timmy: I can't imagine what Franklyn is planning, but I know two things. We won't like it and it'll be illegal

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Stoner: I finally memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Bro: ok, Stoner, I'll give you one more question before you go

Bro: what ended in 1980

Stoner: 1979

Bro: ... you're ready

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Captain when he got his pet snake Charlie

Captain: I just got a pet snake, what should I name him?

Player: a pet WHAT?!

MrCheese: William Snakespeare

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Captain, watching Veteran and Dum panic: what is going on?

Player: Veteran is having a midlife crisis, Dum is just having a crisis

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Veteran: if I punch myself, and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Stoner: strong

Poopyfarts98: (in farts) weak

Bro: an idiot, that's what you are

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Dum: hey what's up with Veteran? He's laying on the floor for like... an hour now

Captain: oh he's just a bit overwhelmed

Dum: why?

Captain: Player smiled at him

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MrCheese gon' savage:

TheGentleman: shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!

MrCheese: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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MrCheese: I'd roast you, but my mom said you can't burn trash

MrCheese: *slow-mo walks outta the room*

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MrCheese: we're having fun, don't we, prince?

TheGentleman: I've never been more stressed out in my life

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Potato: caffeine no longer keeps me awake, so now I have my mom periodically sending me texts saying "We need to talk"

Potato: it gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going 

I think this is all a mood for y'all, so that's why I used this one

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MrCheese: honk 

TheGentleman: what?

MrCheese HONK!

TheGentleman: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T?!

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Bro: are we fighting or flirting?

Ninja: (in Japanese) I'm pinning you to the wall with a hand around your neck 

Bro: your point?

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MrCheese, holding a kettle: coffee or tea?

TheGentleman: tea

MrCheese: wrong, it's coffee

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Player: what's the one thing I told you not to do?

Captain: burn down the house 

Player: and what did you do?

Captain: I made you dinner

Player:

Captain:

Player:

Captain: and burnt the house down

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Player: you're violent 

MrCheese: yes but I'm also short and that's adorable 

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MrCheese: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

MrEgg: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE F*CKING STAIRS!

No MrEgg's were hurt in this incorrect quote

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Veteran: why doesn't Player find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Captain: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

Veteran: *bites lip*

Captain: ... have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Player, in a dark voice: I am the dark, I am power, I am your worst nightmare, I can kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, I am the night, I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Dum: a doll

Veteran: a cinnamon roll

Captain: a sweetheart 

Player

Player: ... stop it

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Bro: to everyone who has treated me poorly; I'm sexier than you

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Player: I sort of did something, and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism 

Blue: and you came to me?!

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MrCheese: bye TheGentleman, bye Ria, bye MrEgg, bye TheGentleman!

Player: you said "Bye TheGentleman" twice

MrCheese: I like TheGentleman~

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Ninja, skipping rocks on a lake with Bro: (in Japanese) it's such a beautiful evening

Bro: yes it is

Bro: *whispering* take that you f*cking lake!

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Stoner: hey Cap I had a dream we f*cked

Captain: relax Stoner it was just a dream

Stoner: man I wouldn't f*ck you

Captain: you wouldn't?

Stoner: unless you want to~

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*texting*

Blondie: hey Baggy do you like anyone?

Bang: yeah you

Blondie: sorry but we're only friends

Baggy: yeah, you?*

Baggy: hehe sorry

Blondie: XD

Baggy: *dies inside*

Poor Baggy... also I ship them

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TheGentleman: Captain, gather the others, we need to have another MrCheese-is-doing-something-stupid-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone conversation 

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Bro: hey lemme see what you have

Timmy: a knife!

Bro: ok have fu-

Mother: NO!

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*Captain is drunkenly wandering around the cafeteria and Dum is drunkenly giggling*

Player, completely sober: *sighs* welp, looks like it's me and you against the world, Vet

Veteran, walking out the door on his way to storage: nope, just you, dude 

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Player: I have a picture of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take the picture and stare at it

Captain/Dum/Veteran: awww!

Player: and I tell myself: "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything"

Captain/Dum/Veteran: oh...

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Veteran: last time I went to the urgent care clinic, I checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies

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Ria, entering TheGentleman's room: MrCheese did it again

TheGentleman: peace disturbance?

Ria: what no-

TheGentleman: arson...?

Ria: JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY-

TheGentleman: uhh... attempted murder?

Ria: NO HE ATE ALL THE CHEESE BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Captain: *visibly upset*

Player: Captain, what's wrong? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country

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Not Orange: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

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*in the 3am texting chat*

Stoner: sapnu puaS

Captain: what?

Baggy: what language is that?

Stoner: turn your phone 180 degrees

Mother has removed Stoner from the chat

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Player: wait, how did this happen? We're smarter than this?

Veteran: apparently, we're not

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Bro: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no other value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped for your significant other and pos-

Ninja: (in Japanese) I wrote you a poem

Bro, already crying: you did?

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Rose: if you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I have a whole box of old positives in my house

Gnome: you're an American treasure

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Captain/Dum: *looking into MedBay and see TheGentleman and MrCheese 

Captain: we need to distract these guys

Dum: leave that to me

Dum: Centaurs have 6 limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss

TheGentleman/MrCheese: *starts arguing immediately*

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Bro: this date is boring

Ninja: (in Japanese) this isn't a date. I said I was going to the store

Bro: then why did you invite me?

Ninja: (in Japanese) I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "f*ck you Ninja I do whatever I want!"

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Dum: what are your best qualities?

Veteran: I'm hot, I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my friends

Same here Veteran, same here... I cry because I love my friends🥺🤚

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MrCheese: TheGentleman is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?

Stoner: punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

Gnome: tackle him!

MrEgg: dump him

Bro: kick him in the shin!

TheGentleman: no, to all of those, just ask me to lean down!

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Ok that's enough for now. 1632 words dammit😳