Bro/Ninja: *chilling*

Ninja: *sneezes the cutest Japanese anime sneeze you could ever imagine* 

Bro: ... *small blush creeps upon his face* 

Bro: that sneeze was f*cking cute!

Ninja (in Japanese): B-Bro you make me blush!

Bro: *boops Ninja's nose* boop

Ninja: *confused and flustered Kawaii noises*

CUTE. AS. FAWK!