Bro: I feel attracted to girls. I *smooch smooch noises* girls. I would even date a girl or marry her

Bro: but... *inhales* I'M IN LOVE WITH A MAN RIGHT NOW! *points at Ninja*

Bro: *screams in a pillow while having a bi panic attack* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ninja/Stoner/Poopyfarts96: *visible confusion*