Captain: hey Veteran what's that white stuff on you?

Veteran: ...

FLASHBACK!

Veteran: *holding a bottle of milk and reads "Do not shake, will spray you!"*

Veteran: well this is the dumbest thing I've ever done *shakes the milk*

Veteran: *gets sprayed by the milk* ...

END OF FLASHBACK!

Veteran: ... I shook the spoiled milk...

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