Player: that's what she said

Veteran/Captain/Player: AHAHAHA-

*fart*

Player/Veteran/Captain: *stares at each other dramatically*

Captain: who did it?

Veteran: whoever smelled it dealt it

Player: whoever made the thyme did the crime

Captain: WELL IT WASN'T ME!

Veteran: THEN WHO WAS IT-

*fart*

*meanwhile*

Poopyfarts96: *farting intensifies*