TheGentleman/MrCheese/GentleCheese/Sir Cheese: *sitting in the living room* 

GentleCheese: mom, touch something that belongs to you 

MrCheese: ok *touches TheGentleman's ding dong while blushing a pink hue*

TheGentleman: *blushes madly* MrCheese what are you doing?

MrCheese: *climbs on top of TheGentleman while blushing more* she said "touch something that belongs to you" 

TheGentleman: 

MrCheese: and your ding dong is mine~

TheGentleman: *starts nosebleeding*

MrCheese: *pushes TheGentleman down* and only I get to ride on it like the dirty little cheese sl*t I am~

TheGentleman: *as red as Player by now from the nosebleed and blush*

GentleCheese: mom, I think you broke dad

Sir Cheese: and turned him on

MrCheese: *blushes madly* ... I'm dead

Credit to @Circusbabyxzane UwU