Dum: any tips for being single at Valentine's Day?

Gnome: yeah I got one. Whenever you see a couple laughing or kissing, cry and scream at the guy: "HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, YOU DO THIS?! WE'RE OVER!" then slap him and walk away. That would be interesting

Dum: TJIS is why we're best friends