Stoner:

"I'm high as kite f*ckaaaa!" ~Me, 2021, after sniffing hand sanitizer (BAHAHA WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE-)

"The teacher just complimented me for using drugs." ~My boyfriend, 2021, he took some hand sanitizer (to sniff) and the teacher complimented him XD

Engineer:

"Math is really something to think about. At first, it looks confusing, but then, it makes sense." ~Me, 2021, I said this to my math teacher and it seriously made his day! Also I don't really like math but some things in math are interesting like letters XD I love that fsr

"Numbers are f*cking scary-" ~My brain, 2021, after I learned all the numbers are like the universe, infinity... when I realized this I thought it's kinda scary just like the universe (I don't know why I put this by Engi but my brain said this during math so yeah)

Dum:

"SUSHY B*TCH! *le wheeze*" ~My irl friend @ClaireWritezz 2020/2021, we were having a conversation about food for an assignment, it was English (my first language isn't English). She answered my question about what food she would pick (idk why I put this by Dum but it was just funny and Dum is funny too)

Angel:

"Ok, not gonna lie I'm pretty cute." ~Me, 2021, looking at the mirror

Mother:

"Oh my god I love kidsssss!" ~Me, 2021, watching kid vines

Ok this was short pls request characters here so I can think of something I/ppl I know said and quote it to them