MrCheese: you know what would be hot?

MrCheese: eating food off each other

TheGentleman: you didn't do he dishes did ya?

MrCheese: I, indeed, did not

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Noob: *sends a picture of her new boyfrined* look, this is my new bf

Noob: he's my world💖💖💖

Player: this is your fourth would already. You're building a solar system?😂

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Stoner: Yo Angel, wanna see ma balls?

Angel: ew no!

Stoner: *sends a pic of tennis balls*

Angel: 😂😂😂

Stoner: wanna see my c*ck?

Angel: lemme guess, you're gonna and me a chicken?😆

Stoner: *sends a d*ck pic*

Ye this is why Stoner concerns everyone. Sorry for dying y'all's innocence lmao

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Gnome: I love you Engi!

Engineer: Iloveyoutoo

Gnome: something wrong with your space bar?

Engineer: no, there's just no space for me to love anyone else

Gnome: aww Engi!💖💖💖

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The mini crewmates are 16+ in this!

MrCheese, to Timmy: you stole my daughter's virginity!😡

Timmy: sorry sir, won't happen again😔

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Veteran: eyy wazzup?

Player: nothing just crying

Veteran: same

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Bro created a group chat and changed the name to "Barbecue"

Bro: BBQ tonight at my place 

Veteran: oh can't wait for a fat steak ans a pair of rips!😋💖

Bro: any vegans here?

Mother: yeah, glad you asked!

Bro removed Mother 

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Veteran: hey I heard you liked bad boys...

Player: yeah

Veteran: well, I'm not trying to impress you, but when Dora asked where she had to go, I gave that b*tch the wrong answer😏

Player: ... meet me at 6

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Captain: I have good news and bad news

Player: bad news first

Captain: our son made a mess in the sink

Player: we... we don't have a son-

Captain: *sends a picture of a dog in the sink* meet Sunshine!

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MrCheese: *sends a picture of grapes* 

MrCheese: consider this a f*cking warning!

MrCheese: oops, wrong person

MrEgg: no, wait! Tell me the story!

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Timmy: Yo Franky, the neighbor's kids challenged us in a water fight!

Franklyn: I'm in!

Franklyn: just waiting for the water to boil...

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Stoner: *sends a picture of a jar of peas*

Stoner: oops, sorry, wrong number dude

Player: ...

Player: what kind of conversations are you having?

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Player: knock knock

Noob: who's there?

Player: you can no longer

Noob: you can no longer who?

You can no longer send direct messages to this person. Learn more.

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Ok that's enough for now XD