MrCheese: you know, when someone eats a KitKat without breaking it? Well, MrEgg hates such things, so guess what the hell I'm gonna do today! *pulls out KitKat* *goes up to MrEgg, eating the KitKat without breaking it*

MrEgg: hey MrCh- AHH! WHAT THE HELL?

MrCheese: what?

MrEgg: I- WHY ARE YOU EATING A KITKAT LIKE THAT?

MrCheese: *laughs*

MrEgg: THIS IS MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HURTING ME! I'M EJECTING MYSELF! *runs away*

MrCheese, in between laughs and wheezes: NO WAIT- 

Just wanted to make this because CheesEgg is wholesome