Player: what's your name again? I forgot

Noob:

Player: it starts with a d doesn't it? Uh is it uhh... Dumb Stupid B*tch?

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Veteran, trying to talk to Player after he annoyed him: Player?

Player: what do you want Veteran?

Veteran: can we kiss?

Player: do you want to kiss you can kiss my ass-

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MrCheese, rapping: my god, I am a star, look at my car, I drive the car

MrCheese: and run you over kill you with it

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Gnome: I love you

Dum: oh ok and I love lasagna, you don't hear me talking bout how much I love lasagna!

Haha gay besties go brrrrrr

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Bro: roses are black, violets are black

MrCheese: f*ck you

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Captain: hey wanna go out tonight?

Player: oh sorry I can't I have Corona

Captain: so you're dying?

Player: no?

Captain: then you don't have Corona-

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Yeah this was pretty stupid