Bro: kiss me if I'm wrong, but-

Ninja: you're wrong

Bro: wha

Ninja: you're wrong, Bro

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Player: I'm ugly...

Veteran: then dinosaurs still exist

Player: ... what?

Veteran: I thought we would state things that are impossible 

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TheGentleman: hey cheesecake, you're invited to the wedding

MrCheese: whose wedding?

TheGentleman, bowing down on one knee: our wedding

MrCheese, in the verge of tears: OH MY GOD-

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Gnome: promise you won't be loving any other girl than me?

Engineer: I can't

Gnome: what? Why not?

Engineer: I will be loving another girl, she looks like you, but younger, and she'll be calling you "mommy"

Gnome: aweee! *hugs Engineer*

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Stoner: hey Captain

Captain: hey Stoner

Stoner: I don't need drugs to be high

Captain: that's good-

Stoner: cuz I have you

Captain: -/////////-

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Ikr this one is a bit short but I just wanted to publish this lmao