Got the idea from this video 

https://youtu.be/FZoyW-h72Gs

Have fun reading this sh*tpost! :'D

"Weirdest sleep talking moments, go!"

Gnome: I was sleeping with Engi and I woke him up by shouting "GIMME DA BURRITOS OR I'LL SLICE YOUR FACE!" 

Player: Veteran was sleeping with me and woke up by me shouting "NO-VISOR IF YOU DARE TO F*CK ME IN THE ASS YOU CAN EXPECT VETERAN TO RUN YOU OVER WITH HIS HELICOPTER!" He is trying to get me to therapy

Bro: I once said "Four is coming for you b*tch" to Ninja when he woke me up to do our tasks, then fell asleep again. I think I watch too much BFB... oh and Ninja had to smack me to wake me up. I'm not a morning person

Dum: "*snore* you're a disgrace to the society of Mars... *snore* *long pause*" then I woke up

Mother: I once heard Franklyn screaming so I went to his room. I saw him standing on his bed while holding a doll up and he shouted "I'M THE WINNER B*TCHESSSS! TRY TO FACE MEH!" I laid him down again and he said "YOU LITTLE FREAK LEMME GO!" He couldn't remember anything of it when he woke up

Greaser: "long hair flip bruhh" and I repeated that for like 6 or 7 times

MrCheese: I said "You wanna know my password? It's f*ck you in dinosaur! Now f*ck off!" In my sleep, according to TheGent

MrEgg: "I'm eating bacon... don't think dirty *snore* I SAID DON'T THINK DIRTY! IT'S BACON! F*CK OFF! *snore*" I then started to bark for like 5 minutes

Wizard: I repeatedly screamed "PUPPIES!" for half an hour

Captain: I said "I'm killing the whole population... with cuddles!" *cuddles Dum in my sleep* mwah me lov you. Now you're ded." I also repeated the word "Snek." for an hour after that. Dum found it adorable though because I kept her close the whole time

Veteran: "THE THING GO SKRRRA! KA KA KA KA KA! *snore* doge... *long pause while moving around crazily* AHHH PUT THE KNIFE AWAY!" Player didn't like that

Stoner: I sang "Never gonna gonna give you up" at the top of my lungs in my sleep, rickrolling the whole damn crew

Angel: I said "Be cute or face the consequences." like two or three times while punching my pillow

Wow that was funny to write lmao 

Lemme know your weird sleep talking thing here —>

Here's mine. I was like 4 or five? Oh well...

Me: *snore* I'm going to paint... *snore*

My grandma: what are you gonna do?

Me: *snore* to paint... 

LMAO-