MrCheese: Gentleman! Gentleman!

TheGentleman: what?

MrCheese: I'm pregnant and it's yours!

TheGentleman: ...

MrCheese: HA! APRIL FOOLS!

MrCheese: I GOT YOU SO HARD BWHAHAHAHHA!

TheGentleman: MrCheese, you're a male

TheGentleman: I'm a male

TheGentleman: we're literally two gays

MrCheese: oh

MrCheese: heh