Engineer: when you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, when it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Veteran: what if it bites you and it dies?

Bro: then you're poisonous, Jesus Christ Veteran learn to listen

Captain: what if it bites itself and you die?

Stoner: that's Voodoo

 Player: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Stoner: that's correlation, not causation

Captain: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Stoner: that's kinky

Engineer: oh my god...