Veteran: goodnight moon!

Veteran: goodnight trees!

Veteran: goodnight ghosts only I can see!

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Bro: f*ck

Mother: we need to work on your cursing

Bro: why? I'm pretty good at cursing already

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TheGentleman: can you please be serious for five minutes?

MrCheese: my record is four, but I think I can do it

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Veteran, pointing: can I sit here?

Player: that's my lap

Veteran: that doesn't answer my question, Player

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Bro: what if the "g" in "gif" was silent?

Ninja: go the f*ck to sleep

Bro: what gif I don't want to?

Ninja: f*ck you

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MrCheese: I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE! *kills Goober*

Everyone at the meeting: 

MrCheese: sorry I murdered her...

BFB? Anyone? Just me? Ok...

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Veteran: hey Player, you're looking a bit sad today, what's wrong?

Player: Noob got hit by a bus...

Veteran: oh... I'm so sorry

Player: and I lost my job as a bus driver

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This is just a sh*tpost bc I was bored and I don't wanna add more rn X'D