Incorrect quotes that are from BFB bc BFB and AUL are amazing

(At a road trip)

Veteran: where'd all the peanuts go?

Player: you ate them all

Veteran: what? Nooo!

Player: yes, Veteran, you ate them all

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TheGentleman: MrCheese! Why do you always act like you're six years old?!

MrCheese, jokingly: hehehe, cuz I am

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(Stoner driving Bro, Ninja and Poopyfarts home after a long day of craziness)

Stoner, high af: *driving over the hills which makes the ride really wild*

Bro: why don't we drive around the hills? 

Stoner: Bro you're hurting my brain. I don't know what "around" means

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Poopyfarts: *farts*

Captain: what's that Poopy? Tell me

Poopyfarts: *farts again*

Captain: Poopy wants to know who's still in the temple

Bro: it's that idiot who's in love with Player but still denies it

(Meanwhile)

Veteran, in the temple: *dancing intensifies*

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MrCheese, spying on MrEgg: he doesn't even want to talk to us. SEE, GENTLEMAN, he's the one who doesn't want to talk to US!

TheGentleman, tired of MrCheese's crap: you EXHAUST me...

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Captain: ok, your BROnor

Bro: what?

Captain: your BROnor, like your HOnor, but with BRO. Just a joke

MrCheese: that joke alone should be enough to get you in prison

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(The game ended and they all spawn in the lobby again)

Noob, joining: I'm back! 

Veteran: nobody noticed you were gone

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MrEgg: *gets ejected and falls into the lava pit* 

MrEgg was not The Impostor (1 Impostor remains)

MrCheese: heh, I always liked deep-fried eggs

TheGentleman: MrCheese, that's very insensitive of you!

MrCheese: dark humor is how people cope with tragedy 

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Player: ok Veteran, I need ideas, and I need them quickly!

Veteran: uhhh, what about a big building? Like, a hotel, but for food so we can-

Player: not a random idea!

Veteran: then I have only one idea. P A N I C! AAAAAAAAAHHH! *starts running around while screaming*

Player: THIS ISN'T HELPING-

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(They're all working in teams and have to name 'em)

Player, knowing anything he'll say will become the team name: our team name will have to be... *can't think of a name so just stands there*

Veteran: ...are you okay?

(The team name becomes "Are You Okay?"

Player:

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MrCheese: MrEgg- wait we are enemies, so I won't talk to you

MrEgg: we don't have to be-

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P.O.V. your Among Us pet is sad because you died: Y/N, hello? Are you... coming back soon Y/N? Y/N...? 

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Ok, that's it for now lmao. I really recommend you to watch BFB. Just search jacknjellify on YouTube, go to their channel and go to playlists. Then click on BFDI all episodes playlist and you can watch em all!

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