David (their son): dad, pap, I'm gay (he calls Veteran dad and Player pap)

Player: *looks at Veteran*

Veteran: *clenches fist and sweats*

Player: VETERAN DON'T DO IT-

Veteran: HI GAY, I'M DAD!

Player/David: ...

Might as well make him a real OC. Y'know what? HE WILL BE! HE'S ORANGE WITH THE BANANA! LES GOOOOO!