Player: did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful-

Dum: he kissed a guy!

Player: no I didn't!

Dum: yes you did!

Player: DIDN'T!

Dum: DIIIIID!

Player: DID. NOT.

Dum: 🎶did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did di-🎶

Captain: uhh I can break this tie, he totally did *shows a picture of Player kissing Veteran*