Dum: having a veeery boring class right here. The teacher won't even let me use the bathroom

Gnome: ok. Here's the plan.

Gnome: In 15 minutes, I'll burst into your classroom disguised as a flying pig. Although it'll be very realistic you should just remember that it's me. Act surprised though. Then, I'll start flying around the room and I'll kidnap you leaving a note which says "if you wanna see this girl again, leave half a dozen packets of Skittles in the ladies bathroom next to the mirror in 10 minutes"

Dum: this is why you're my girlfriend