Me: ok children, today we- *sees Lime vent* Lime, what did I tell you about venting?

Lime: sorry, but I'm stuck... I didn't vent tho, I fell head-first into the vent~

Blue: lemme vent-f*ck you-

Me: NO! *walks up to Lime and pulls him out vent* now, go play with the others

Lime: ok! *goes to other children*

Red: aye Blackie, would you like to follow me to the restroom? *winks*

Black: *blushes* ok 

Red+Black: *goes to boys' restroom*

Red: *starts making out with Black*

Green: *enters the restroom and sees Red and Black making out* OOOHHHHH RED AND BLACK WERE SITTING IN THE TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 

Red+Black: *breaks the kiss and blushes madly*

Red: GREEN, GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE!

Green: *sigh* fine. Have fun 'doing the thing' *walks away*

Red+Black: *starts making out again*

Me: *comes in* whats going on? I heard weird noises- *sees Red and Black making out*oh my gawd- uhhh, I-I'll just leave ya guys alone... *runs away* MAH SHIP IS REAL OMGGGG!

(A few minutes later)

Red+Black: *walks out of restroom with heart eyes and blush on their faces*

Green: did you do 'the thing'?

Red: no.

Black: we just made out.

Me: oh my god...

Yea, I'm obsessed with Red and Black lol