It was BBQ nacho day at school on Friday and I was excited, since it was one of those surprising things that actually taste like food at that hell hole.

Anyways I ran out of time since I have to wait till the line dies down before I go in, otherwise ILL DIE FROM GETTING RAN OVER BY MY FELLOW HUNGRY TEENAGERS.

Anyways I got my food and started to go to study hall.
A little insight into my school life, I try to avoid all human things as possible. (Drinking, eating, using the bathroom. I don't hold it, I just don't have to go for the whole day.)

So eating was new...I haven't done it at school for two months straight.
So I get into studyhall with my nachos, I'm about to settle down and watch anime and stuff.

Until it happens...a triffilin yellow belly little dick havin, '2 plus 2 equals fish, lookin ass little shit bumped me...

And you guessed it, I dropped my nachos.

I had to clean it up...

I'll kill them. They wont find the body I swear.