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If anyone is interested in certain characters or certain plots, this table of contents helps readers, both old and young, navigate the volume. It provides: the title of the episode, a brief synopsis of the plot, and the characters that are involved per episode (listed in alphabetical order). Hopefully, everyone finds this section useful. Anyway, continue reading as always.

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+ Episode 1: Shutting Down Fun Times

- Synopsis: The States Annual Meeting is in chaos. New York can't go to the beach during New Jersey's government shutdown. And Ohio attempts to make a tourism commercial promoting the City of Cleveland.

- Characters: Alaska, California, Colorado, Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, Kentucky, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Texas, Vermont, Washington D.C. Wisconsin

+ Episode 2: Second Attempt at Being a Dick

- Synopsis: Ohio makes another attempt to create a tourism commercial promoting the City of Cleveland. In another story, Rhode Island is shown being a dick throughout U.S. history.

- Characters: Connecticut, Delaware, England, Massachusetts, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Virginia

+ Episode 3: Meanwhile in Florida...

- Synopsis: Florida appears before a judge to explain the illogical logic of her crimes.

- Characters: Florida

+ Episode 4: Hurricanes are Windy Assholes

- Synopsis: Some states give their opinions on their worst hurricanes. Meanwhile, North Carolina and South Carolina create a PSA while preparing for Hurricane Florence.

- Characters: Florida, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas

+ Episode 5: Asshat and Pizza Rat

- Synopsis: Some states comment on a viral video featuring a rat dragging away a slice of pizza. Meanwhile, New York has trouble getting rid of a peculiar rat in his apartment.

- Characters: Arizona, Arkansas, California, England, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming

+ Episode 6: Flatter than Space Junk

- Synopsis: Oklahoma gets hit in the head. Meanwhile, Kansas is insecure for having a flat chest.

- Characters: California, Florida, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska

+ Episode 7: Hot and Cold (Part 1)

- Synopsis: In the Trump Era of U.S. politics, the States Annual Meeting is more heated than ever. Contrary to all that negativity, Hawaii visits Alaska's house and learns a lot about the state.

- Characters: Alaska, Hawaii

+ Episode 8: Hot and Cold (Part 2)

- Synopsis: In the Trump Era of U.S. politics, the States Annual Meeting continues to be more heated than ever. Contrary to all that negativity, Alaska visits Hawaii's house and learns a lot about the state. 

- Characters: Alaska, Hawaii

+ Episode 9: The Curse of the Terrible Towel

- Synopsis: Massachusetts steps on a yellow towel, costing him a Super Bowl win.

- Characters: Connecticut, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Ohio, Pennsylvania

+ Episode 10: Provinces vs. States

- Synopsis: Some American states give their thoughts on Canadian provinces. They later have an ice hockey match to prove their superiority.

- Characters: Alberta, British Columbia, Connecticut, Idaho, Maine, Manitoba, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, Montana, North Dakota, Ontario, Oregon, Quebec, Saskatchewan, Washington, Vermont, Wisconsin

+ Episode 11: Deep-Fried Butter

- Synopsis: Texas makes deep-fried butter for America. This upsets California who's trying to help America lose some weight. Conflict ensues.

- Characters: America, California, Texas

+ Episode 12: The Twelve Days of Fruitcake

- Synopsis: The Original Thirteen (except Rhode Island because he's a dick) sing a Christmas carol to America. During the winter holidays, New Jersey considers throwing away a fruitcake until Colorado gives him a wonderful idea.

- Characters: Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, England, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Virginia

+ Episode 13: Egg Roll Squirrel 2019

- Synopsis: Some Americans react to a viral vidow featuring a fat squirrel eating an egg roll. Meanwhile, Washington D.C. continues to drown her woes in alcohol in the midst of a federal government shutdown.

- Characters: America, Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oregon, Utah, Washington, Washington D.C., West Virginia, Wyoming

+ Episode 14: Billboards and BOTUS

- Synopsis: Washington D.C. pet-sits a special bunny at the White House. In another story, Illinois questions Indiana and her billboards.

- Characters: Illinois, Indiana, Oregon, Washington, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 15: Hash Bash 420

- Synopsis: Vermont gets an honorary plaque from Colorado after legalizing cannabis. In another story, Michigan rallies people to vote for the legalization of marijuana.

- Characters: Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Vermont

+ Episode 16: South Dakota Pranks the South (Part 1)

- Synopsis: South Dakota pranks various Southern states.

- Characters: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, South Dakota

+ Episode 17: South Dakota Pranks the South (Part 2)

- Synopsis: South Dakota continues pranking various Southern states. This time around, North Dakota reluctantly joins her.

- Characters: Arkansas, Kentucky, North Carolina, North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia

+ Episode 18: Why Americans Love Springs

- Synopsis: A polar vortex affects various regions across the United States.

- Characters: America, California, Colorado, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, Virginia, Wisconsin

+ Episode 19: Ding Dong Dead

- Synopsis: Oregon is horrified to learn Washington's plans to bury his neighbor in his backyard. Meanwhile, New Jersey films himself playing pranks on various states.

- Characters: Connecticut, Delaware, New Jersey, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Washington

+ Episode 20: A Rivalry for the Paul Bunyan Trophy

- Synopsis: A brief history of a football rivalry betwen Michigan State University and the University of Michigan.

- Characters: 1P! Michigan, 2P! Michigan

+ Episode 21: Lunar Parades of Victory

- Synopsis: Massachusetts and the rest of New England celebrate another parade in Boston. In another story, California learns about Chinese New Year and the significance of the color red.

- Characters: California, China, Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont

+ Episode 22: Happy Valentine's Birthday

- Synopsis: Arizona celebrates her birthday on a train. Virginia witnesses a proposal. Washington has dinner with someone at the Space Needle. And Florida sets up a date.

- Characters: Arizona, British Columbia, California, Florida, Nevada, New Mexico, Virginia, Washington

+ Episode 23: Yo, Let's Steal Their Cannons!

- Synopsis: Alexander Hamilton, Hercules Mulligan, and a group of American revolutionaries steal cannons from British redcoats in the middle of the night.

- Characters: New York

+ Episode 24: Four Corners, Four Bodies

- Synopsis: The Four Corners Gang accidentally switch bodies because of Arizona's fascination with dicks and magic.

- Characters: America, Arizona, Colorado, England, New Mexico, Utah

+ Episode 25: Pączki Day & Pancake Day

- Synopsis: America and England participate in a race while flipping pancakes in a pan. Meanwhile, a group of Midwestern states compete to make the best pączki before a live studio audience.

- Characters: America, England, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Michigan, Ontario, Ohio, Poland, Wisconsin

+ Episode 26: It's Raining Potatoes!

- Synopsis: Idaho uses a spell book to make the sky rain potatoes across North America.

- Characters: Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oregon, Texas, Washington

+ Episode 27: Rainbows are Gay and Irish

- Synopsis: The White House starts a St. Patrick's Day tradition. In another story, a parade organization tries to ban a group from walking in Boston's St. Patrick's Day Parade.

- Characters: Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 28: Cherry Blossoms to Columbia

- Synopsis: Tokyo offers Washington D.C. some cherry blossom trees. D.C. agrees to accept them, but a lot of things go wrong in the process.

- Characters: Hawaii, Tokyo, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 29: Flowering Dogwoods to Tokyo

- Synopsis: Washington D.C. plans to give Tokyo some flowering dogwoods. As always, there's a lot of hiccups during the process.

- Characters: Hawaii, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tokyo, Virginia, Washington D.C. 

+ Episode 30: Q&A

- Synopsis: America, his capital, and his states answer questions from viewers.

- Characters: 50 States, America, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 31: The St. Louis Secret

- Synopsis: Missouri orders bagels in a peculiar style that causes New York to go ballistic.

- Characters: Missouri, New York

+ Episode 32: Boiling Hoosiers

- Synopsis: A brief history of a basketball rivalry between Indiana State University and Purdue University.

- Characters: 1P! Indiana, 1P! Kentucky, 2P! Indiana

+ Episode 33: How Do You Even Get A Pet Tiger?

- Synopsis: While preparing a rodeo in Texas's house, Colorado stumbles upon a tiger in a crackhouse.

- Characters: Colorado, Montana, Texas

+ Episode 34: Peepza

- Synopsis: Peeps have found themselves on pizza. Many states go crazy, particularly Massachusetts, New Jersey, and New York who plan to put an end to Peeps forever.

- Characters: California, Connecticut, Illinois, Iowa, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, South Italy

+ Episode 35: Long Boner Johnson

- Synopsis: In the past, Washington D.C. had to deal with one of her boss's dickish behavior.

- Characters: Washington D.C.

+ Episode 36: End Me

- Synopsis: The Four Corners Gang watch Avengers: End Game.

- Characters: Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah

+ Episode 37: Cinco de Mayo

- Synopsis: In the past, California explains to China how much she admires Puebla, a Mexican state, and her courageous battle to defend Mexico from France. In the present, California gets wrecked by Texas in a baseball game while some Mexican states watch on Cinco de Mayo. Meanwhile, Mexico refuses to party with America.

- Characters: America, California, China, Coahuila, Mexico, Nuevo León, Puebla, Texas

+ Episode 38: Otis

- Synopsis: While assisting relief efforts during Hurricane Harvey, Texas comes across a dog carrying a bag of dog food.

- Characters: Texas

+ Episode 39: Foremost Forgotten

- Synopsis: The Original Thirteen (except Rhode Island because he's a dick) celebrate on achieving a compromise. Yet, Delaware still feels his contributions are insignificant.

- Characters: Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Virginia

+ Episode 40: Tardar Sauce

- Synopsis: Nekotalia attends Grumpy Cat's funeral.

- Characters: Arizona, Colorado, Maryland, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Utah

+ Episode 41: First Time in Franchise History

- Synopsis: Underdogs in hockey and basketball come out on top against tough opponents.

- Characters: California, New York, Massachusetts, Missouri, Ontario, Texas

+ Episode 42: Go to Gay Hell

- Synopsis: California makes a deal with Michigan to become the Mayor of Hell.

- Characters: California, Michigan

+ Episode 43: W.B.C. vs. Wizard Wedding

- Synopsis: Bigots try to protest a crossover wedding, but Maryland doesn't let that happen.

- Characters: Kansas, Maryland

+ Episode 44: Roller Coaster Rivals

- Synopsis: Ohio and Pennsylvania compete to ride every roller coaster in Cedar Point, much to Iowa's dismay.

- Characters: Iowa, Nebraska, Ohio, Pennsylvania

+ Episode 45: Mission Independence (Part 1)

- Synopsis: The 50 States and Washington D.C. celebrate America's birthday in 2019.

- Characters: 50 States, America, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 46: Mission Independence (Part 2)

- Synopsis: The 50 States and Washington D.C. continue to celebrate America's birthday in 2019.

- Characters: 50 States, America, Canada, England, Washington D.C.

+ Episode 47: The Jersey Man-Eater

- Synopsis: A man-eating shark causes terror along the coast of New Jersey.

- Characters: New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania

+ Episode 48: Some Ice Cream Stories

- Synopsis: Missouri makes ice cream cones at the 1904 St. Louis World Fair. Vermont finds an ecological way to get rid of ice cream waste. And then there's hot dog ice cream.

- Characters: America, Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Washington, Washington D.C., Wisconsin

+ Episode 49: Year of the Pig

- Synopsis: Texas asks her fellow Southern states to help purge wild hogs from her home.

- Characters: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Texas

+ Episode 50: Thoughts and Prayers

- Synopsis: Shootings in Texas and Ohio create a stirring reaction among Americans.

- Characters: Chihuahua, Ohio, Texas

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