Fight, Flight or Faceplant? or all 3


Im not much of a flier. Very obvious, recently i cheered when i didn't throw up on a flight. Im really bad with planes. Worst memories: Standing up waiting to get off the plane, throws up. Sits with a vomit soaked blanket sitting on the floor for 2 hours. GENIUS. As you can see, I'm not the best flier. Today was no exception. I was actually pretty good for most of the flight, then they brought around the food, omg, that was the worst food id ever had. It was completely vile, and my parents were all like "tastes nice, doesn't look to part but really good!" I ordered pork and beans with salad. I got chicken, cabbage and a creepy white sauce. NOT COOL. the smell was something else. Don't bring that up. Ever again. EVER. I am so jealous for people that can eat on planes. The only food i have had in 20 hours? A donut from Dunkin' Donuts. But hey, I'm in America. San Fransisco to be exact. i spent 3 hours their getting our stuff checked SOME MORE. We just went through customs in america, and you want me to do that all again. Seriously. 

2 hours and 27 minutes later. I am now in Denver, Colorado. Its 3 degrees Celsius and blowing a gale. Freezing temperatures. We now have to rent a car. Unfortunately i have been assigned the job of sitter. Sit in the car we want and kick anybody else  out of it if they come and try to take it. Fun. Not

Skiing. is. the. best. Being truthful, i am a great skier. I look at blues laugh and live on the black runs. Until today. Halfway down a blue run, my ski came flying off and i yard face planted and slid down the hill. Turns out i had broken my ski's. Not fun. We had to go and rent ski's for 2 hours. But luckily it was cheep. We would later go and get me some new ski's. I have a go-pro video. i look around because i felt a jolt. This was my ski breaking. The rest is priceless. Including my perfect head-first slide and a face full of snow. Embarrassing bit though. I had to be picked up in the sled and taken down in the "severely injured" sled. I could ski down, right. But some dignity would be preserved. I got to go on a snowmobile ride down to the bottom. BEAT THAT.

The place I'm staying at is really cool. Small, tiny, cold, uncomfortable with loud neighbours  (including my snorting and slobbering brother" He is really abbreviating. last night. he snuck into the living room grabbed my phone and his iPad and made me play a game with him. Damn that was annoying. We have neighbours that have MEGA SPEAKERS, and they use them, a lot. Non-stop rock music for 3 hours. When we asked them nicely to turn the music down, instead they turned the music up instead. Our place has a fire place, and lots of wood and matches. So you know what happens when i get flames? Bad things, I'm i Pyromanic. My parents won't let me set anything on fire though, which is sad, but, understandable. Tomorrow we plan to ski at Keystone, the conditions should be really great, tons of snow falling and only a little bit of wind!!!!


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