-Seth POV-

"We should smoke." I stretched on deans lap and laid on my back so that I could face him.

"Yea I need a blunt." Dean reached over to his drawer and pulled out four blunts. He gave me two and pulled out a lighter. "Were going to be facing two blunts to ourselves."

"Facing?"

"Your not gonna pass that blunt to me, the whole thing is yours, so is the other."

"You serious?" I sat up as Dean lit his blunt and gave me the lighter.

"As much as a heart attack." Dean kissed my cheek as I lit the blunt.

"Were going to be fucked up." I laughed as Dean smiled and took a hit of his blunt.

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-Roman POV-

"Roman! What the hell happened?!" My mom ran over to me once she saw me sitting on the couch.

"Football, we made this bet, that who ever looses has to get beaten up by the whole football team, it was only supposed to be body hits only, but someone kicked me in the face. Thats where I got this big bruise in the middle of my forehead. Don't worry ma, I'm fine."

"Why would you participate in such a stupid bet? Never mind that. Just don't do it again. Is Dean and Seth okay?"

"Yea they're fine."

"I heard yelling yesterday, thats why I was asking."

"Oh that? Dean and Seth got into a fight over something, but they figured things out now, they're okay. Now go relax, you just got home from work you don't need to worry about us kids." i stood up and kissed my mom on the head.

"I know but my babys growing up so fast, I still have to get used to the fact that you aren't my little freshman Rommy." She pouted as I rolled my eyes.

"Ma, stop it."

"Same with Dean, he had the cutest cheeks when he was just in his freshman year, now you only see it when he smiles, which is so rare. You don't want to hear me babble about how cute you two were, I'll leave you alone, I love you, and tell Dean that I love him too." She kissed my cheek as she walked into her room.

I turned on my phone and went to me and Deans text messages. I texted him: Ma said she loves you. I didn't want to talk to him but if she hears that I didn't tell Dean that she loves him, she'll give me this speech about how I should do it because only god knows what could happen to us blah blah blah. I put my phone down and continued to watch TV.

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-Nobodys POV-

The two teenage boys were so high to the point where Seth was sitting on Deans lap laughing at his hair, as Dean was laughing at Seths laugh. They couldn't control themselves. But when Deans phone went off they both froze, looked at each other, then began to laugh again. Dean grabbed his phone and saw it was Roman.

"EWWWWWWW!" Dean laughed and made Seth jump.

"Who the fuck is it?!"

"The big samoan poop fuck." Dean turned his phone screen towards Seth as seth made a face.

"The fuck did you just call him?" Seth began to laugh more.

"THE BIG SAMOAN POOP FUCK. NO NO IM SORRY THE BIG BOOTY LOVIN COCK FUCKER CAPRISUN LOOKIN ASS BITCH WHO HAS A FETTISH FOR TABLES AND SILVERWARE." Dean yelled as Seth looked at him confusingly before laughing and shaking his head.

"Damn Baby where the fuck do you get this shit from?"

"MY FOOT."

"Okay." Seth began to laugh as Dean looked at Seth.

"What? You don't think my foot can't think for himself?"

"He's a boy?!"

"No hes a cucumber."

"He has a cucumber?" Seth laughed.

"THE FUCK SETH." Dean threw his head back and laughed.

"Oh my barabonzlebeans." Seth stood up from Deans lap and ran downstairs.

"THE FUCK YOU GOING BITCH?!"

"TO GET A CUCUMBER." Seth yelled back. Little did Dean know Seth was getting the two six packs of beers he had bought (with a fake ID) for Dean because he knew Dean never had the opportunity to drink, and Seth did. He also grabbed a cucumber.

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The two were now drunk and Romans mom texted Dean and told him that she was leaving to go to a get together with some friends. So the two were left alone with Roman just next door. Dean had an amazing plan.

-Seth POV-

"What the fuck are you about to do?" I stumbled down the stairs, trying to follow Dean.

"I'm going to the fucking basement! Ma had pom poms in there when she was a cheerleader, I wanna fuck with Ro."

"Oh my fuck no don't do that!" I tripped over the back of Deans heel and fell face first into the floor.

"Really? Get the fuck up who said you can sleep on the job?"

"OOPS! AHA! I FELL! FUCK ME!" I yelled, making Dean raise his brow.

"Anytime. BUT NOT NOW CAUSE IM GOING INTO THE BASEMENT BITCH!" Dean ran downstairs, i was too lazy to move so I just sat there, like my man can't even help me the fuck up? Dean came upstairs with blue and white pom poms.

"Can you help me the the fuck up?"

"Lets go!" Dean pulled me up and ran up the stairs. I ran behind him as he knocked on Romans door. oh shit the fuck he gonna do? The door opened as Dean raised the pom poms up.

"YOU SUCK ASS S U C K A S S! FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS! B I T C H A S!"

"You forgot an S babe."

"SHUT UP I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO RECONIZE!"

"Damn bitch." I widened my eyes as Roman looked at me and then back at Dean.

"Okay, you smell like beer and weed, you've got school tomorrow go to your room at least." Roman rolled his eyes and closed the door.

"YOU GOT SCHOOL TOO GO TO BED YOU BOOTY LICKIN ASS BITCH." I put my hand over my head once Dean said that.

"Ok, your so random. Lets go in the room, and give me the fucking tampons."

"Tampons?"

"Yes! Give me the tampons!" I grabbed the tampons from Dean as he raised his brow at me and began to laugh.

-Dean POV-

"Bitch those are pom poms, not tampons."

"Don't call your boyfriend a bitch! You call me a bitch no strip tease for you bitch." Seth flipped his hair and walked into my room. Strip tease?

"You just called me a bitch!" I followed Seth into my room, slammed and locked my door before watching Seth turn around and give me a death stare.

"I'm a different story."

"Psh, okay." I sat on my bed and grabbed the cucumber. "Babe you know what?"

"What now?" Seth said as he began to take his clothes off. Are we gonna fuck? Never mind that.

"This looks like a dick." I smiled as Seth rolled his eyes.

"You want me to shove it up your ass?"

"Yes please." I hope he knows I was joking.

"2 bucks."

"The fuck I'm not paying my boyfriend to be doing sexual activities." I looked over at Seth, he was completely naked now. Oh fuck, I forgot how hot he looked naked. DAMN.

"Okay, what I'm about to put on, is something I bought a long time ago for an opportunity like this one. you'll think its hot." Seth ran to his bag and pulled out something that looked like a skirt? OH SHIT IS HE GONNA DRESS UP LIKE A HOOKER?

"Close your eyes baby!"

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