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Gideon| AmazonWarrior

August 2018

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Review by- Amazonwarrior

★★☆☆☆

Two-star rating at best. I bought this in a drunken haze, hoping that this would satisfy my inner desire of backtracking to infancy. Why else but to get away from the heartbreaking trials of life.

At first glance, the laughing babies and smiling parents gave me the urge to love again. With the gentle embrace of the mother and the roaring protective strength of the father, the images that were on the listing featured what it would be like to have a family again.

But I guess all promises are meant to be shattered and shattered indeed they were. Instead of pure bliss as the product pictures promised, I came face to face with the reality that I will never find love, hope, or joy again.

I came to this conclusion before realizing that, gurl, it's not you; It's the underlying problems of this product.

The handle doesn't reach high up enough and so I had to flash the unsuspecting children near a park my derriere as I leaned over to use this product. "Where's the beef?" had nothing on me.

The colors are muted and not vibrant to keep my attention. I had to repeatedly slap myself on the cheek to stop my eyes from wandering. All the other toys looked so good compared to mine.

There are no songs, letters, numbers, or no creepy kid telling me to push his nose or tickle his tummy. I kept thinking, "What am I supposed to do with this thing!" I needed directions because I just ended up having a staring contest with it. (I won by the way, but I don't want to disclose exactly how I achieved this, due to it's graphic nature.)

Long story short, this is a great product if you are 14 months old, but if you are looking for a toy after a long night binge, you are in the wrong aisle of Amazon.