Hey there. My name is Fiona. I'm 19 and I live in Rawtenstall, England.

Recently I got a black and white camera from a cereal box! I've decided to start a YouTube channel and call it 'AmazingFiona'. And, I watched a lot of other people's videos, and got inspired, so why not join along!

I pressed play, and began talking:

"Hi I'm Fiona. Welcome to my video blog, which I hope you all are very excited to be apart of. Happy Mother's Day, for one, I got my mom this for Mother's Day. It's a, um, monkey trapped in a cage!" I touched the monkey's arm and swayed it up and down while saying, "Help me! Help me!" I laughed a bit.

"Anyway, it's funny the barcode was in the cage when I was buying it, and the guy couldn't scan it. He was like ahhh! with the scanner, which was funny." I put the toy down.

"Today, what am I doing today...I've been doing my exam, which has been the most boring thing ever." I picked up my exam.

"I'll read you a question just to show how terrible it is: Provide an autographic and an elephonic transcription of the word/phrase in which the phenomenon occurs in regressive places simulation and regressive voicing simulation."

"Excitement! Anyway, the clocks went forward, which is annoying because I woke up at 11:00 thinking 'yes!' but it was 12:00, so I got a whole lot ahead of me. Come downstairs, it was 12:00. So annoying."

"But then, I found," I held up a 10 pounds, "10 pounds in my washed jeans in the wash." I smelled it. "Smells very fresh, but it still works. So that's good!"

"What else can I talk about? I'm going to California in 4 days, which is exciting. I'm really excited about that. We're going to Las Vegas, so I can play on the slot machines. Or can I go on the slot machines? I don't know how old enough you have to be to go on the slot machines, maybe I'll go on the slot machines."

I started looking for my hat. "Oh, that's annoying, I was gonna show you my hat. There was a hat, here's a lion instead." I picked up my toy lion and made a RAWR sound. "And a pig 'MEE!'" I laughed again. "That's not a pig noise. Pigs don't make that sound do they, no. Oink! See Victori, he's still alive. That's from my friend Victoria, I like this pig."

"I don't really have anything else to say, anyways, so have a good Easter, if I don't talk to you again. Even though you're really not talking to me. Never mind."

I uploaded the video to my YouTube channel and finished my exam.