"I'm the fastest taxi driver in the world! Swerve!"

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"This song is cop-y-right-ed!" *dude singing along to this tune*

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"You suck...and swallow."

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"My teacher said that apparently the best girl he kissed was a clarinet player-" *Girl talking about the band teacher*

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"Snake!" *to guy taking out a giant bottle of sprite from his bookbag*

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"I'm gay!" *Girl slaps her thigh*

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"Battle of Chickamanga!"

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"Pkdpkdpkdpkdpkdpkdpkdpkd!" *B I R D*