"HUMAN,WAKE UP"

Your eyes snap open,you are sitting down somewhere cold,not as cold as outside but close,you try to get up but fall over,only then do you realise that your arms and legs are tied up

"W-where am I"

"Oh come on kid,did ya' really expect me to just let you in and let you take a nap in my house,Jesus,you are way too trusting"

"I said,where am I"

"Ugh"

Sans huffed

"You're in the shed,we tied you up,heh,don't look so down kid,mind you,ya did throw a damn rock at me"

You remain silent,not that you had trusted the skeleton in the first place and you were obviously expecting something like this to happen after excepting his offer but that made you feel even worse,that means you saw it coming and ignored it

"Heh,yeah I guess I am pretty ignorant,I mean it's not like I didn't see this coming"
you pause and look down
"Maybe if I weren't so ignorant it would be me dead instead of Wendy"

You say quietly,the last part a mumble under your breath

"SPEAK UP HUMAN,I DO NOT EXEPT MUMBLING"

The taller skeleton then strikes you across the face

"NOW REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID PET"

"Never mind"

You say sternly,this seemed to either offend or at least just plain annoy him,he slippedy sloppedy slapped you round the face again while scowling at you

"I SAID,REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID,NOW"

you glared at him and,with a straight face,said

"no"

Both sans and papyrus seemed surprised at your response but quickly regained their menacing demeanour

"Why not kid,got something to hide"

"Not really"

"Then tell us"

"Drop it"

"Tell us"

"No"

"Tell.us."

"Just tell them (y/n)"

"Jesus fucking Christ okay jeez"

Sans looked pleased that his annoying attempt to squeeze the completely irrelevant information out of you worked,he knew it almost definitely didn't matter but it bugged you and that amused him

You remained silent and papyrus raised his 'bone brow' at you,flowey glanced at you as if to ask permission,you nodded in confirmation and he told them the unrelated sentence which only raised more questions from them

"*sigh* he said that maybe if he wasn't so ignorant he would be dead instead of Wendy"

They both looked at him like confused dogs,even slightly tilting their heads to add to the effect

"WHO IS 'WENDY',AND HOW DID YOU KILL HER"

This sentence mad you snap

"I DIDN'T FUCKING KILL HER OKAY"

Sans looked utterly confused and slightly concerned but he hid it well

"Then,what happened to her,and who is she"

"This is personal information that you do not need to know"

"Oh come on,ya' got me all interested now"

"Ugh god,Okay then,Wendy was someone I knew who died,that's it,end of story,don't know why you wanted to know"

Sans looked at you almost pitifully,papyrus brushed the matter aside and left to go get something,when he left you turned to sans who was just standing waiting around for his 'boss' to return

"Soooo,ya gonna kill me now or what"

"Jeez kid don't seem so desperate"

You huffed,thing is you actually were desperate,you didn't even know why you hadn't tried to kill yourself again,since the fall that got you down here was a failed suicide attempt and you still had your mind completely set on the idea

"But no,not yet at least,no point in that"

"But don't ya want,to leave the underground"

"Well yeah,kinda"

"But then don't you have to kill me and get my soul or something to do that"

"Well yeah,kinda"

"Then why don't you"

"It's boring,plus the king already has seven human souls,has for years after that one frisk kid fell down and died because of undyne,Boss was pretty torn over it,hated to admit it but he kinda liked the human and they were kinda friends,I honestly couldn't give a shit but whatever,kids dead now anyways so why dwell on the past"

"If you have all the souls then why aren't you free"

"Well the king figured out that he would no longer have control over all monsters if he broke the barrier so that selfish asshole decided to just not tell anyone he had the souls,saying he still needed two more souls and lying to everyone,only a select few know including me,the king,the former queen and a few,now dead,staff members,papyrus still has no idea but I convinced him that you were worth keeping as a pet so don't be a difficult prick or he might just kill you"

You sit in silence not knowing how to respond,you then realise you are due at your new job in about 23 minutes

"Shit,I'm gonna be late for work"

"You got a job? Oh right chillby's,almost forgot,yeah you can still work there but-"

Before he could finish the sentence papyrus slams open the door and barges into the room,collar in hand

"-BUT,YOU WILL HAVE TO WEAR THIS SHOCK COLLER,IF YOU LEAVE GRILLBYS IT WILL SHOCK YOU,IT CAN ONLY BE DEACTIVATED BY SANS AND HIS CONTROLLER,HE WILL BE WATCHING OVER YOU SINCE HE PRACTICALLY LIVES THERE ANYWAY,THE LAZYASS"

"okay,I am not wearing that"

"Yeah,you will,along with a leash,ya' know,so I can yank ya chain"

"OH MY GOD SANS,YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE THIS SEXUAL,MAYBE GIVING YOU CONTROL WAS A BAD IDEA"

"Nah Boss,I'll be good-"

He leans in close to you and whispers into your ear

"-at least,for now heh"

After you were untied and the collar was on you and sans walked to chillby's,you entered and it once again fell silent

You sighed,time for your signature puns upon entrance

"*cough cough* well this is quite a chilling atmosphere,come on guys don't be cold hearted,I thought it was pretty ice to see ya',you know I glove you all snow much so you should just chill before you have a meltdown"

*wink*

The same reaction as last time and you walk over to chillby with sans,he was still slightly in awe after the puns but you payed no attention,you chatted for a minute or two until he tells you that it was your time to perform

It was your first solo in public but you still reluctantly picked out a song and began to perform...

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When the song finished the crowd looked in awe again,just like last time,you didn't even bother to glance over to the bar where sans was,not wanting to speak or look at him,you walked off to a table and started up a chat with a random monster named cashew,she was a golden retriever looking dog monster,she was nice and it turned out she was also an aspiring botanist and was extremely interested in flowey

It was strange to meet a monster so nice down here,sure she had a hard outer shell but was really just a nice monster trying to fit in with all the other bitches (pun intended) around here

"Heh cashew,your a pretty tough nut to crack but you are actually a pretty nice monster,wanna meet up tomorrow"

"Sure,seems fun,you are also pretty nice for someone down here,same for your flower friend there"

She had a pretty strong Spanish accent but you could understand her and thanked her,by this point sans was at the bar talking to chillby...

"Hey chillbz,I need to talk"

"Sure dude,go ahead"

"Okay I think I may be in love"

"Really?"

"Okay so you know (y/n)"

"The cute guitar guy"

"You think so too huh?"

"Honestly who wouldn't,he's pretty darn sexy,I've even had girls come up to the counter and ask if I knew where he lived or if i had his number,of course I said no coz I know neither but still,he has many admirers"

"Yeah"

"Sans?"

"Yeah chillbz"

"Have you got a thing for (y/n)"

After that sentence sans began to blush like crazy

"N-no of course not,I'm not gay....right?"

"Well I don't know but you might just have a chance with him since I heard he was gay himself"

"Really?"

"Yeah,I have an idea,I can help,plus he's obviously perfect for you"

"Ya think?"

"The puns,the attitude,the body,the puns,the music,the puns and most of all the puns"

"Wait did you just say puns like fou-"

"Hush hush,young padawan,we have much work to do,first we have to get you set up with (y/n)"

"Don't ya' think we're thinking too fast"

Chillby sits there for a second of pretending to think and then replying with

"Nahh"...