You instantly pull away as you hear an earsplitting scream. You whip your head around to see Kenzie running towards you at full speed.

She tackles you to the ground and growls at you. "HANDS OFF DANGIT." She yells.

Your eyes widen as they stare back up at Kenzie. "Wait... you two are dating now?!"

Kenzie nods, obviously annoyed. "YES. WE ARE." She gets off of you and squints at you.

You shake your head and start across the room. You look up as you hear someone tap on a microphone. Alyssa stands on a podium in the room, a mic in her left hand and a princess wand in the other.

"Hear ye, hear ye." She yells. "Today is your majesty's date of birth." Alyssa announces in a "British" accent.

You groan. Didn't you just celebrate her birthday just a few chapters ago? Alyssa obviously heard your groan and looked at you.

"HOW DARE YOU." She screeches at you. Alyssa jumps off the podium and storms towards you. As Alyssa stomps towards you. You see a blur run past her and steal the mic. Alyssa didn't seem to notice.

As soon as Alyssa reaches you, a voice begins to talk into the microphone.

"Star Wars? Star Trek? What's the difference?"

You hear a series of gasps from several people. Standing on the podium is none other than Kenzie.

"It's my birthday too, beaches." She laughs.

You hear Alyssa gasp and she glares at Kenzie. "THIS IS MY PARTY, KLAN." She shouts and runs towards the podium. "GET OFF MAH STAGE."

Kenzie shrugs. "Eh, I'd rather not." She says nonchalantly.

Alyssa growls and tackles Kenzie to the ground. Kenzie simply lays there as Alyssa attacks her.

Adam runs up and steals the microphone, but before he can say anything, Colin attacks him ands steals it. Colin quickly runs up to the podium and begins to speak his words of wisdom.

"Hakuna Mafarta." He whispers calmly.

You look at him with a weirded out face. Colin always weirded you out.

Alyssa finally gets off of Kenzie and snatches the mic from Colin. She growls at him and begins to speak again.

"Now, who has a present for me?" She asks. Everyone is empty handed. Except for Eli, he has an armful of presents that range from a stuffed teddy bear to roses.

Alyssa gasps with a smile. "For me?" How sweet. You think. Eli hands her the gifts.

"I have one more for you." He states and leans forward, lips puckered. Right before he kisses her cheek (ON THE FACE DANGIT), he pulls away and jumps around.

"Hold on!! I gotta go use the bathroom!" He says and runs away.

"GOSH DANGIT ELI." Alyssa screeches.

Kenzie walks up to the podium and shoves Alyssa off. Alyssa screams.

Kenzie clears her throat. "Can we just go out and do something LIKE FRIENDS DO?"

Alyssa shakes her head. "Noooo."

"Yessss" Kenzie says.

"Noooo."

"Yessss."

"NO."

"FINE."

Alyssa begins to smile evilly. "What we're going to do is very fun." She says. She snaps her fingers and the scenery becomes the battlefield you know too well.

"ATTACK."