I walked downstairs to see Becky coming in from outside with the bird in a shoe box. She walked over to the table and set the bird down. I walked over to her and said, "How's he doing?"
 
"He's getting better." Becky told me smiling wide.
 
"Well that's good" I said smiling right back at her.
 
I looked over at Mr. Feder as he slapped Mr. Hillard with a dehydrated banana. I laughed as he continued to slap him with the dehydrated banana. I turned around when I heard someone coming down the stairs. I turned around to see Roxanne looking gorgeous.

 
"Where did you get those shoes those are the the new Christian Louboutin shoes!" Mrs. Lamonsoff stammered.
 
"I know I know. I'm a little overdressed but sorry  I packed for Milan not the lake." She said walking over to Mr. Feder.
 
"So dude I'm not eating any of this you git any real food? Cereal?" Mr. Feder asked.
 
The Nanny stood up, "Oh do you want me to make you an egg white fretata Mr. Feder?"
 
"Oh uh, I mean is that what you're doing in science class now, making fretatas? No you know what we're ok you can go practice that in your room. You got the big test coming." Mr. Feder told her.
 
I raised my eyebrow at him. Why can't he just tell them she's a nanny? The Nanny walked away and I continued to play with the bird with Becky. I turned around when I heard a noise , I saw a red mark on Mr. Hillards face and a pack of bacon in Mr. Feders hand. Then Mama farted and she blamed it on the dog.
 
"We should get a dog." Mama said.
 
"We should get a water buffalo." Dianne remarked.
 
I laughed along with Bean and Becky. Suddenly my Dad got up and I covered Becky's and Bean's eyes because I knew he wasn't wearing pants,
 
"I don't wear pants at my house and I'm not wearing them at yours." Dad told them and walked up the stairs.
"That was a mans ass?" Roxanne asked. I laughed and uncovered Becky's and Bean's eyes.