The memory ended tonks grins "then what happened".

"Absolutely nothing, James being the person he is decided I'm going to the Slytherin common room to see what my already pregnant brother is doing, he went off when he saw us" Al rolled his eyes.

Everyone looks amused Ginny says "that's how I feel".

"I know" Al says "when you and dad got together my uncle's wouldn't leave y'all alone, and y'all only wanted to talk, it wasn't until mom hexed every single one of them that they stopped".

"Does your siblings still get protective of you" Harry says.

"Toby said he isn't going To be overprotective as long as we both behave, Chloe gives scorp death stares saying my nephew knocked up my brother and it sounds wrong, James likes to interrupt us at every second it's like he thinks we will do stuff and most of the time Ash is with is so no, Lily really doesn't care as long as he doesn't hurt me and I don't hurt him, Jackie thinks it's funny, and bug does not even know why everyone wants to keep me and scorpius in the same room with someone else".

"That's gotta suck" Sirius said.

"It does" Al says "but we'll live".

"Y'all are to young for that anyways" Molly said.

Al laughs some "believe me I know that, the consequences are really not worth it, but I don't regret having Ash, though I'm not really interested in doing that for awhile".

"You are the only teenager I've ever heard say that" tonks says.

"I know, but after over 24 hours of labor and 2 hours of delivery you wouldn't want to do it again for a long time cause you wouldn't want another accidental pregnancy" al said.

"Ouch" the girls say.

"Yeah, so I'm good" Al said smiling.

"Do you have more pictures" remus said.

"Yes" he shows a couple more.

"Who are they" Hermione says "the one looks like Ron".

"It's James and my cousin Hugo" Al said "and Hugo is my uncle Ron's son".

Ron's mouth dropped.

"Oh my Lord, who is that" Molly said.

"That's me" al said laughing.

"What the hell were you doing" Sirius said grinning.

"Hiding" Al said grinning.

"From what" harry said.

"I honestly don't remember" Al said.

"James and Teddy" Al says.

"Who's Teddy" tonks says.

"Uhh, he's a family friend" al says smirking some.

"Me and Scorp" Al says.

"Why would yall make out in a elevator" Hermione said eyes wide.

"Cause, it was the only time alone that day, and he wanted a picture...also it's my favorite cause I was actually taller than him" Al says smiling.

"Wait how tall are you" Ron says.

"5'6, he was 5'5 in that picture and that was when we were 15 he is now 6'0 and it's annoying".

"Wait what...who...when" Molly said.

"Oh yeah, I found this but that's how my dad asked my mom to marry him" al said smiling.

"I love that" Ginny said.

Harry just laughed.

"Is that Harry" the twins said.

"Yep, that is dad, Lily and Jackie" al said smiling some.

"Aww".

"Mom and James" Al grinned.

"Aww" Harry said.

Ginny looks at him Harry looks back and both blush.

"Who is that" Arthur says.

"It's Chloe's husband and their son" al grinned "Jacob O'Connor and my little nephew Brian O'Connor". (A/n: you may know the name Brian O'Connor is from the fast and furious movies I know it's a few years off but RIP Paul walker).

"Aww".

"Aww" the girls say.

"Who is it" Sirius said.

"Me and Ash" al grinned.

"Ughhhhhh" al said hiding the photo.

"who is that" Harry and Ginny said.

"I hate that photo, it's Lily and her boyfriend" al made a face.

"It's James and his girlfriend Alice Longbottom" al said.

"Longbottom" the golden trio plus Ginny said shocked.

"Yep, daughter of Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott" he said.

"What the hell is that" Sirius said.

Everyone else Jumped back as Al laughed "i did it on purpose to scare James around Halloween when I was still pregnant".

"Why, that's enough to give anyone a heart attack" Remus said.

"I know" al said he couldn't stop laughing "on Halloween we were allowed to go home that weekend and James is a prankster so I got him back and he never pranked me again".

"I want to see that memory" Ron said.

"Ok, it was the day before Halloween cause I don't celebrate Halloween" Al said.

"Why" Ron said.

Everyone looks at him like he's crazy.

"What" Ron said.

"Ronald what happens on Halloween" Hermione said.

Ron shrugs and they all slap their heads Al sighs "Halloween was the day my grandparents were murdered and the day my dad died".

"Oh" Ron paled.

"Yeahhhhhhh" Ginny said.

Al shows the memory.

You can see Chloe putting makeup on his face "al are you sure you want to do this" scorp said.

"Positive, he always pranks me" al grinned.

Scorp looks at his stomach and touches the fake baby "if this was the real baby I don't know what I'll do".

Al grins, he puts contacts in making his eyes look foggy "you ready Al" Toby said.

Al nods "yup, make it sound like I'm in labor tell James something is wrong and jump in front of him...got it" they all get in position "owwww, JAMES HELP".

"WHAT'S WRONG" James yelled from upstairs.

"I DON'T KNOW, THE BABY I THINK IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW, OUCH SHIT MY WATER BROKE HURRY" Al yelled.

Everyone was trying so hard not to laugh.

Al puts edible fake fog (A/n I don't think that's actually real) in his mouth and water on the floor near the door.

James runs in slides a little on the water Al jumps out in front of him with a knife James screams "your next Jamie" he does a evil laugh.

James looks at Al's stomach and fainted.

End of chapter