Chapter 1

ALVIN! Brittany screamed, where is my diary?! I don,t have your stupid diary Brit. Honestly. Would I ever do that? Yes, you would! Give me it! Aww come on Brit, I only read two pages. Gasp! You, did,nt! Yes I did Brittany. I had no idea you had such feelings for me, I...donot.....have...feeling for you! AHH! That hurts Brit that really hurts. Alvin grabbed his chest and pretended to be in pain. Brittany grabbed her diary then hit him over the head with it. Why you little....! Guys whats going on? Elounore entered the room. Is it not obvious? Simon asked following her. Alvin is being Alvin again. Who else would I be? Alvin asked. Besides Im the only munk in the world that,s as awesome as me. Oh I can tell you what you are Alvin, Brittany said. You are... Really cute, epic, A famous awesome rockstar? Alvin finished. No! Im the pretty one Alvin You are...just really annoying! Aw come on Brit. Im not THAT annoying. Guys what are you fighting about now? Dave asks as he enters. Nothing Dave, Just keeping it cool, Alvan said. Simon snickered ya you stole Brittanys diary again. ALVIN!! Aw come on! I only read a little bit. Alvin we talked about this. No reading Brittanys diary! Fine, fine. Im serous Alvin. Fine I won,t read it again. Whats that Alvin Brittany asked, I could,nt hear you. I said, I wont read it again Brittany. That,s better. Simon rolls his eyes. Come on guys its time to get to school, Junet and Theadore are waiting. Well, I would be ready if someone did,nt read my diary, Brittany said. Guys come on we are running late and Dave is mad, Simon said. Ugh. Are,nt we the responsible one Alvin said. As they got in the car. Junet and Theadore were already buckled in. Well I think its sweet that Simon thinks of everyone, Junet said. Yeah, unlike someone here, Brittany said giving Alvin a look. Aww come on Brit, Alvin says, I thought of others before like I was obviously thinking of you since it was YOUR diary I stole. Ugh, You never change Alvin, Brittany says, as they got out. Ya and I have been around him longer then you have Simon complains. Aw come on guys, Alvin said. Im the most awesome munk in the world. Hey Eloughnore, Theadore walks up to her shyly. Elougnore looks at him. I...uh...made you a necklace. Its small because...you know we are small...so ya. Thank you Theadore, I love it, theadore blushes as she puts it on. Come on guys, Alvin says i got a dodge ball game first period and I dont want to be late. He runs past them. Simon rolled his eyes again and followed, come on. that Alvin, Brittany says sigh, he will never see that I am much to beautiful to be ignored, She follows last behind them.

Chapter 2

Romeo Alvin dogeball transporatation

I am ready to crush them!,Alvin stood in the boys change room standing on a table. Ya right, furball, A boy said, You can sing till their ears pop off. The other boys stared at him in shock. Oh come on, he said. You don,t think this little pipsqeak can actually throw a dodgeball. Um exscuse me, Alvin said. But I think you,re forgetting that I am Alvin, The super awesome rockstar. He picked up a dodgeball on the floor and spun it on his paw. Yeah, well you are talking to Brian, Brian said. I have never ever been hit by a dodgeball. Oh well hotstuff, alvin said, I think this is your first time then. He threw the ball full force at Brian. POW! Brian fell to the ground. The ball jumped around the place and hit Mr Zachary, the gym teacher in the face. Oops, sorry Zac. Alvin save your energy for the game, Mr Zachary said. OH and dont call me Zac. Will do Zac. Okay! Places everybody! The game begins. Brian stood on the oppisite side of Alvin. You,re going down furball! Brian said. Oh wow, Alvin says big talk from a guy that never been hit that just got knocked down from a pipsqeak. The whistle blew. Alvin dodged the dodgeballs. Huh! Missed me, nope Im over here he said. Brian threw a dodgeball at Alvin. Alvin caught it. OUT! Mr Zachary said. Soon all of Brians and Alvins teammates were out except them. The ball was on Alvins side. He picked it up. You are about to be beaten by the famous rockstar Alvin, It would be smart to surrendur now. How about.....NO! Brian says. Okay then, Alvin throws the dodgeball up then headbutts it into Brians stomach. hard. OOOHHH, Brian falls. Alvin felt a lttle whoosy from how hard he hit the ball but did,nt want to think about it now. He won. his teammates picked up the dodgeball that had Alvin standing on it. ALVIN! ALVIN! ALVIN! they chanted. Sigh, it feels great to be a winner he says as they march out the door.

chapter 3

Romeo meets Juiliet

Alvin headed to the cafetiria feeling great. no, Simon said as he sat down I have seen that smile before. Theadore and Elounore look confused. Sigh I mean Alvin probably kicking the teams butts. Oh they said. Brittany and Junet walk up. Brittany saw Alvin. Gee what happened Mr I love to steal peoples diaries, let me guess you must have stolen every dodgeball you could find from your teammates like last time and hit people while distarcting them like last time. Don,t forget stealing The coaches whistle so HE could say when the game ended, Simon said. Alvin looked at Brittany and gasped. How could I not see before how beautiful this lovely chipette was before I donot know. i must have been blind. Oh I know, Brittany said you said you stole all their girlfriends diaries to make the game more interesting. Well you better not have stolen mine, because I will be at you like girls and their shoes. Aw tmy love, Alvin said, Donot speak no more because my heart may not be able to take such angelic beauty at once. The chipmunks, including Brittany stared at him in shock WHAT!!! they shouted. Go get my shoes, Brittany whispered to Elounore. I wanna hit him and see if he snaps out of it.

Chapter 4

Simon,s discover the Romeo

Of course, it all makes sense, Simon said studying the dodgeball in the large gym. So...Its like when you got bit by a spider, Junet said. Ya except he is not french like I was, Simon said. Who cares?! Brittany said, I have to deal with Alvin being some sappy annoying Romeo! Well I think it,s kind of sweet Theadore said. Me too, Said Eloughnore. Right then Alvin walked in. Oh No! Brittany groaned. Elounore giggled. What,s wrong beautiful? Alvin asked Brittany. Oh gee...I dont know...maybe Im in a Nightmare! Gasp! Who would dare do that to a sweet thing like you? Simon, Junet, Theadore, and Elounore burst into laughter. I,ll fight those who would dare to be a nightmare! Because I..am...the DODEBALL CHAMP!! Well, said Simon, He is somewhat the same. YOU,RE THE NIGHTMARE YOU MORON!!! Brittany yelled. She is gonna have him for dinner, Junet said, By the way that was a smart thought Simon. Simon looked at her shyly oh um...it was nothing he said. Ugh! Can,t you turn him back, Brittany asked as Alvin tried to kiss her as Brittany pushed him away. He is getting on my nerves. Unfortunately it doesn't look like I can, Simon said. You,re just going to have to wait till it wears off. WHAT?! Buzz off, she yelled at Alvin. Theadore and elounore giggled. I just wonder how whe are gonna explain this to Dave, said Simon. Oh, you,ll come up with something junet said. Sigh, for Brittany's sake you may want to hurry up an explanation, said elounore, watching Brittany throw shoes at Alvin as alvin skipped after her. Theadore laughed ya as sweet as he is, its just not like him. Alvin get off! Brittany yelled. Not until you kiss me said Alvin. What?! screamed Brittany. Kiss me, said Alvin. He scooped up a wiggling Brittany and kissed her full on the lips. Then he twirled her around in a circle and put her down. Brittany blushed, her furry cheeks bright pink. The rest of the munks burst into laughter. Awwwww, said Theadore. Brittany, you are blushing, her sister Elounore said. What! No! She covered her cheeks with her paws. Simon rolled his eyes. Forget it guys. We gotta get to our next class. Come on Romeo. He grabbed Alvin and dragged him away. Theadore hurried after his brothers. Bye Elounore! He called. Bye Theadore! elounore called giggling. Brittany grabbed her sisters paws and said come on girls, Simon is right we gotta get to math class. Aww Brit! Do you miss your Romeo already, he just left. Ya Brit, Elounore said. COME ON! She grabbed her two laughing sisters pulling them to math class. As much as she hated to admit it she did love Alvin paying attention to her. I will make sure he never knows that, thought Brittany.

Chapter 5

A bragging Romeo and a shocked Juiliet

As the three sisters entered the classroom the sisters first noticed a big grinning Alvin offering Brittany a seat. My lady, He said bowing to her unashamed. Simon just stared at his brother. All the girls gasped and came running over. The guys stared at Alvin and snickered. Well, go on Alvin. Brittany said, go on and be done with the joke. We both know this is,nt you. Alvin gasped. My love you are the most outstanding beauty I ever came across. I would never joke with you, He kissed the back of her paw. AWWWW!!! cried the girls. TAKE A SEAT!! Mrs Fanner ordered. I hope you wont cause any throuble today Alvin, she said glaring at him. Whatever you have in your system you should take it out now. Ya! Like making out with Brittany One of the boys yelled. OOOHHH! Exscuse me, Alvin said but..he jumped up and jumped on the boys head, I wanna do something different. GET OFF ME RAT! The boy shouted. Alvin started to sing. I DONT KNOW IF YOUR READY TO GO WHERE IM WILLING TO TAKE YOU GIRL! He sang as he jumped off the boys head and twirled a shocked Brittany around. The class stared dancing. Simon grabbed Junets paw ad danced with her and soon Theadore and Elounore joined in. SIT DoWN! the teacher yelled. HIT IT! he yelled. Simon and Theadore joined in dancing while singing. ITs ALL RIGHT IF YOU ARE HERE EVERY NIGHT WAKING U WITH YOU IN THE SUN! The class danced with the guys pumping their fists and the girls giggled. Simon twirled Junett around over his head with her blushing and giggling. STOP IT! The teacher yelled angrilly. ALVIN!!!

Well...said the the theadore as the munks walked home. Alvin sure is acting strange lately. I think he is kinda cute, elounore said laughing. Oh! But not as cute as you Theadore. Thanks Elounore, he said. Simon rolled his eyes. I don,t know who is more annoying. The old Alvin or the.....ugh.....romantic crazy Alvin. What do you mean? Junet asked him. He isn't driving you as crazy. No, but he is still getting us in just as much trouble. He groweled and kicked a stone. How are we supposed to explain this to Dave? ALVIn!! BUZZ OFF! A angry Brittany ran past them. I cant! Said alvin chasing after her. You,re just so beautiful! Theadore and elounore burst into laughter.

Finialy they reached their house, When thay entered they saw Alvin and Brittany were already there. GO AWAY ALlllVIIIN!! My dear! Why would I ever do that! I love you too much! Oh brother! Simon cried slapping his head. Junet, Theadore, and Elounore burst into laughter. AAAALLLLLVVVVIIIINN! Dave yelled entering the room. Why was there your name grafitied all over my bedroom!!! Then stopped when he saw Alvin kissing Brittany, and a starteled Brittany was looking down blushing a pink so bright they matched her clothes. Alvin gasped, My love! You are so adorable! Anything I missed while you were gone he asked Simon. Simon sighed, It,s a rather long story Simon said. Right then Uncle Ian walked through the door. Hey how is the annoying rockstars and the chubby little........he stopped when he saw Alvin. What the........? Don,t worry my love, I will protect you. Alvin blocked her view of Ian. Okkkkaayyy, what did I miss he asked. Dave shook his head, I got no idea. Lets get married! Alvin told Brittany, We can, Sing our love to the gods, and sleep under the stars. Uhhhh, said brittany. Simon walked up to Alvin, uhh, ya hate to break it to you Romeo but you,re too young to get married. Alvin pretends to be wounded.  Nooo! You mean we would,nt be able to get married?!  Im afraid so said Simon chuckling. Oh.....exscuse me, Alvin ran off to his room. Where is he, theadore asked. His room, said Simon. behind the door you could hear nooooooo!! Why can,t I marry the love of my life?!! Its not fair! Simon! whats gotton into Alvin?! Dave asks. Ugh, he ummm......bragged that he was gonna be the dodgeball champion and a ball hit him really hard in the head. Dave stared at simon. You,re kidding right? Sadly he is,nt Brittany said. Hmm, said uncle Ian with a mishtiious grin, you dont say. What are you up to Ian? Oh nothing Dave. Just an innocent idea on how to become rich. IAAAAANNNN!!! He knocked on Alvins door. Alvin, I think i got a deal for you. How would you like a wedding arrangement with Brittany?

                                          Chapter 6 A blackmailing Ian, and a ticked off Alvin

Oh No! You Did,nt!, Brittany yelled. The door burst open with a screaming Alvin throwing himself on Ian going LIKE I WOULD MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!! Alvin screamed and bit Ian.  Ian staggered back with an attacking Alvin. Nobody makes evil plans when it comes to my Brittany! Is that right, Ian asked. Ya! that's right! Ian walked over to where Brittany was standing and lifted her up by the tail. PUT HER DOWN!!! Alvin,Simon,Theadore, Junet, and Elounore yelled.  No, Ian answered. Brittany squirmed in Ians hand. Not how to treat a lady Ian, she yelped. IAN! Dave yelled. Put her down this instant! No, not without my deal, and with that he carried a screaming Brittany out the door. No! Dave ran then tripped over a chair. Alvin and his brothers, and Brittanys sisters, ran after them. Brittany! Brittany! Junet and Elounore yelled. Ian threw Brittany in a cage in the trunk of his car. Junet gasped. Simon! She can,t open the lock without our help! She started to cry. Simon hugged her. we will get your sister back. The car started to speed away. Brittany! Dave ran out. Alvin then saw his modercycle that he saved the chipettes using it in the squeakuel. He started the engine. Don,t worry my sweet Brittany! I,m coming! With that he speeded off after Ian and his beautiful Juliette to his Romeo.