chipmunks dare comedy

Hey guys my new book is on wattpad in order for this book to be written you have to get the chipmunks and chipettes to do something and they will do it if it,s not too inappropiate. If not answered as quick as u would like notify me or just wait and I will get to u they will give u their opinion afterwards too. Enjoy!

ok so here is the first dare!


Dare 1 A dancing Alvin and a impression of Simone

simon and Alvin walk through the door to find Their brother Theadore and the chipettes looking at the computer for something on wattpad. What,s going on? Simon asked them. We found a first dare Simon, Junette said. LET ME SEE!! Alvin ran up shoving an annoyed Brittany out of the way. Hey! she yelled. Hey, it,s for me! Said Alvin. Ha! I knew they would pick me first! Hold it there, Alvin, Simon said this person has A dare for me too. What?! why would they pick you?! I,m the most awesome of all of you. Ya? Well I,m the prettyiest, if anything that dare should be for me, Brittany said. Ya, well...said Alvin you may be pretty but I,m still awesome. Did you just call me pretty Alvin? Brittany asked with a smirk. What?! No!! I wanna hear the first dare Theadore said. Me too, said Elounore. Okay, Simon said this person dares Alvin to wear a pink tutu and to dance in it. The chipettes, and Theadore burst into laughter. WHHHAAATTT?? Alvin cried. Who would dare me to do that?? Look! they even mailed it here said Elounore holding up the tutu. Simon snickered. Hmph! said Alvin. I,m not doing that! You have to Alvin, said Simon. I like this person already said Brittany, She likes to torture Alvin and has got a sense of style. I just love it! Elounore hands Alvin the tutu. GRRR! He said. He put the tutu on. Everyone burst into laughter except Alvin. I get to pick the song! Brittany said. No way! Alvin said Brittany turned on shake it off. Alvin started dancing with a scowl on his face. When the song ended, Alvin took it off. Finially! Hey dont wreck it! Brittany said, I wanna add it to my wardrobe. Okay, said Simon, Next one is for me, Let,s see they want me to give my best Simone impression from chipwrecked. Give me a moment....Junette watched him and sighed admireingly. I know now that the most precious gem cannot compare to your beauty, he said in a french accent. What? He asked Junette. Oh, she blushed, You were really good Simon. Oh, Simon said you really think it was good? He asked nervously, Ya she said. Why can,t you be that romantic Alvin? Brittany asked. What?! I,m the awesome one not the gooey romance lover boy, he said. Hmph! more the pity for me, she said. Wait, what? Alvin asked, Nothing, she said. Ok well That is all we got for now, Simon said, and thank you for the dare.


Chapter 2 Chicken dance

Hey guys! We got a new dare! Said Theadore. Oh! What,s it say?? Elounore asked. It says, Someone wants Alvin to do a chicken dance in a chicken costume. What?! Come on! They,re picking on me again?! Alvin said. Why, me? Im too awesome for this. Obviously, Alvin, Brittany said, They got tired of you being so full of yourself. What?! But, I am awesome, ask anyone, Alvin said. Simon rolls his eyes, I agree with Brittany Alvin, he said. GOT IT!! Junette rushed in the door with a chicken costume. Where did you get that? Simon asked her. From the closet from halloween when Dave made chicken costumes for you guys, But Alvin Would,nt wear it. Of course, I woud,nt, He said, as he put it on, Its totally uncool. He started to dance with the chipmunk brothers and the chipettes laughing at him. afterwards he took it off, and threw it out the window, goodbye costume. AAAALLLLLVVVVIIINNN!!! Dave, yelled. oops, he said. Well, thats the end for now, said Simon. See you later!!


Chapter 3 Tango Torture

Alvin, Simon, and Theadore, walked in the room seeing three laughing chipettes. Whats so funny? Elounore pointed at the computer screen, and said, FUNNY DDARE!!! Ya! ITS intelligent and funny, laughed junette. Brittany looked at it and stared. Simon, and Theadore waleked over and burst into laughter. What,s so funny? Alvin asked. He walked over, looked at the screen, and said, NO WAY AM I DOING THAT!!! You have to Alvin, Brittany said, so.....SUCK IT UP!!! Simon, chuckled, this is gonna be fuuuunnn! NO WAY! THEY ARE PINK!!! OOOhhh!! my favorite colar! NO!!! THEY ARE SPARKLY TOO!!! Alvin yelled. Here. Brittany tossed Alvin his pink fancy tuxedo. Alvin grumbled and slipped it on. Brittany put on her sparkly hot pink dress. OOH! i love it! She said. Hey guys, I brought snacks! Theadore said. Ya! Me and Theadore made them, Elounore said. I just love the person who, did this dare, Theadore said, Me too, Elounore said. Simon chuckled and snapped a picture of Alvin and Brittany. Hey, Alvin wrap your arm around Brittany. No! Why you chicken? Brittany asked Alvin, with a smirk. Come on, Alvin said grabbing her arm. Brittany swooed, Uh Brittany, Junette, said, You,re blushing. What? brittany, said. Am not. Simon put the CD in. They, started to dance . After the dance Alvin threw off his tuxedo. Prsonally, I think he liked, it Simon told Brittany. What, no! Alvin said blushing bright pink, and heading to his room. I will put it in his closet, Junette said, picking up the texedo. Junette walked past Alvin, room, hearing him sigh, best dare ever. Brittany can never know though it will ruin my reputation. Junette quietly giggled and walked past Brittany,s door, so dreamy she sighed. Junette laughed, and knocked. Oh! hi junette Brittany, ssaid. Here you go, Junette handed her the pink tuxedo, You can put it in his closet later. Thanks she said. Junette smiled, and walked off.

End of chapter 3


Chapter 4 The smootch

What?! Alvin cried as he stared at Simon. I have to what?!!? You have to kiss, Brittany, Simon said. What did Alvin do this time? Brittany asked as she walked in the room. Nothing, said Junette, he has to....well.....Kiss you finished Elounore. Look Theadore came running in, whoever posted the dare sent us cookies. YAY!!! cried Elounore. Alvin has to kiss me?? Really??? Aked Brittany. Yes, he does said Simon. Where do I have to kiss her, Alvin asked. You obviously have to kiss me on the lips, Alvin, Duh! NOOOOOO!!! Alvin tries to run away. Simon grabs Alvin by the tail and drags him back. Kiss her. He pushed Alvin to Britrtany. Alvin! Im ready, said Brittany. UGH! FINE! Said Alvin. He leaned in and kissed Brittany.


Twenty Miniutes later.......

Uh. Guys? You can stop kissing now. Simon, pokes, Alvin. Brittany? Junette asks, trying to get her sisters attention. Alvin and Brittany were holding each other, not moving their eyes closed tight, furry lips pressed togeather. Hmm? Brittany pulled back, cheeks pink. I said, you can stop kissing now says Simon. Alvin stood there with a biiiiiiggg grin on his face. Alvin? Junette asked. Theadore and Elounore burst into laughter. Brittany, you,re blushing she says. Was it good? Theadore asks Alvin. Alvin snaps out of it. Who.....what?? N-n-no! O-o-Of course not! says Brittany. They walk to their room alkwardly. Ending their sisters and brothers erupting into laughter.



End of chapter 4

Chapter 5 bad romance

Hey guys! Simon said looking at the screen. We got a dare! Great, what's she want me to do this time? Alvin asks. Make out with Brittany again? Why do you want to Alvin? Brittany asks with a smirk. What?! No! If I remember correctly you very much enjoyed it Alvin. You had you, re lips against mine for 20 min. Alvin blushed bright red that was the same shade as his hoodie. What's it say? Junette asked.she wants us all to sing bad romance. That's perfect Brittany exclaimed. soon We are going on and I get to show mu bbeautiful black sparkly dress. Great! I'll go het Theodore and elounore.

50 min later...

Ready? Simon asked as they were about to go on stage to face the screaming crowd. The chipettes were wearing black sparkly dresses and the chipmunks wore black tuxedos. Ready! You look really cute in that elounore, Theodore said. She giggled thank you theadore you do too. Theadores cheeks turns pink. Alright! Lets go rock the stage!!

The crowd cheers as they come out. With that they start to sing.white lights danced across the stage. Caught in a bad romance! The chipmunks twirled the chipettes round and round. Passion baby make those munks go crazy! Brittany and Alvin sang. At the end of the song fireworks went off. For the final scene the theadore kissed elounore, simon, junette then Alvin and brittany. The crowd erupted with awww and screaming cheers. Oh by the way Simon said. Eon is gonna do dares with us too. Alvin snickers that's gonna be fun to see. But he still had his lips pressed against Brittany. The screen for the audience was showing a close up of Alvin and brittany kissing. They laughed. Aww man they all saw that im gonna look like a mushy lame moron Alvin complains. Brittney was stuttering as she said um g g guess we should go n n now h huh? Theadore and elounore laughs. Brittany shoots them a death glare. Ya lets go junette says. They all walk off.

End of chapter 5


Chapter 6 getting eaten by sharks

Hey guys whats up? Alvin walked in spinning his cap on his finger. Ummm...Junette said peering at the computer screen, someone wants Uncle Eon to get mollued by sharks. Huh, actually not a bad idea, said Alvin. Ya said Simon grinning except its the same user who dared you to kiss Brittany. Not to mention after this dare she says she wants you to marry her, said Junette. What?! HUH! A WEDDING?? WITH ALVIN??? Brittany asks then faints. Theadore and Elounore burst into laughter. Right then Uncle Eon walked in. Okay! I heard I was going to be a famous stinking rich milloinare tv star. Alvin laughed, I think you got tricked he laughed. Huh, that is actually pretty suprising that he could say all that, said Simon, I bet Alvin would even have trouble saying that. Hey, Yelled Alvin. OOh! My little pony is on yelled, Elounore, yelled. YAY!! theadore and Elounore run from the room. Alvin could you....With pleasure. Alvin tugged on a rope and Uncle Eon fell through the floor. AHHHH!! HElp! there are man eating sharks in here! They all laughed. The funny thing is that they are not even real sharks laughed Simon. Me and Junette made a device that telographs the image of sharks. Impressive culculations Simon, Junette said. Simon blushed and said thank you but I couldnt have done it without you. HEY! UNCLE EON, Alvin yelled. How is the swimming going? GET ME OUT, he yelled. SORRY I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER THE VICIOUS MAN EATING SHARKS!! Alvin yelled.


End of chapter 6

Chapter 7 A rockstar wedding

Elounore bursts Through Alvins bedroom WHAT?! He snapped, as he scowled at himself in his sparkly pink tuxedo. Elounore laughed, nice tuxedo. Alvin growls. Theadore walks in, followed by Simon. Oh great! Now you,re all in here! Simon looked at Alvin and burst in laughter. Simon and Theadore were wearing black tuxedos, and Elounore wore a puffy fancy green dress. Just then Junette came in wearing a dress identical to Elounores except hers was purple. They both wore purple and green flowers in their hair. Purple for Junette and green for Elounore. Wow. Elounore you look beautiful, Theadore said. Thank you Theadore she giggled. Hey....! where is Brittany, Alvin asked. She is putting the finishing touches on her outfit, Junette said. Hmph, he grumbled. Remember this is,nt a real wedding guys, Simon said. Its just for a dare.

Moments later.......

Alvin stood waiting for Brittany as Simon was prepared to say the vows to Alvin and Brittany. Theadore stood beside them the rings ready in his hand. Junette was the bridesmaid, and Elounore was the flower girl. The scenery was all white and pink. Elounore skipped down the isle dropping pink flowers giggling happily. Dave appeared carrying Brittany in one hand down the isle. She wore a beautiful pink dress, and a gold tiara. The dress at pink bows lined along the bottom line of the dress. What kind of dress is that, Alvin thought. But in his mind he actually thought she looked beautiful. Brittany looked at Alvin thinking he looked d.ashing, of course never admiting it. Theadore and Elounore hugged each other crying happily. Careful you,ll wrinkle my dress, Brittany complained as he set her down. Are you prepared to love each other.........Simon said the vows. I do Alvin said. Brittany repeated I do, Theadore slipped the rings on them. You may now kiss the bride. Alvin leaned forward and kissed Brittany. Brittany threw the flowers, Junette got them. Brittany sighed in happiness and fainted. Alvin yells to Eon how it going?! he held a knocked out brittany. AAAH SHARKS!! GETAWAY!!!! Alvin laughed felt a rush of happiness then fainted throwing Brittany on top of him. Lips pressed togeather. The chipmunks and chipettes laughed and carried them home.

End of chapter 7


Chapter 8 meeting their fan.

Theadore and Elounore sat in a coutch watching my little pony. Simon and Junette were doing science experiments for class, and Brittany was studying herself in the mirror. Beautiful she apporoved herself. Just then Alvin grabbed a wii controler and flipped the channel off so he could play his favoruite videogame. Hey....! They said. Alvin ingnored them and started playing. HA!! YOU CALL THAT RACING?! He shouted. YOU RACE LIKE MY GRANDMA!GET A WHEELCHAIR!! Junette sighed. We really have not had any dares in a while. Tell me about it said, Brittany. Im getting bored just being the only one admiting im pretty. Alvin laughed, Ya. You,re the queen of dark angels your highness. ALVINNNN! She leaped on top of him. Hey! Give me back my controller! HEY! Right then the door flew open revealing a brunette wearing glasses, and a redhead with bangs and short hair. Allow me, said Alvin. He bowed and said Hello ladies! I am the most popular chipmunk in the world, but of course you already probably knew that. What can I do to serve you today? Watch it Alvin! Brittany warned him glaring. Allow me to introduce ourselves said the redhead. I am Sunjirules the author and you,re number one fan and this is HaosRulez101 you,re number one fan of this book and the one who has been giving you the most dares since this book was published. What a privillige! Brittany said. Yes, we are pleased to meet you, said Simon. Blah blah blah, Alvin complained. Can I go back to the game now? No! said Simon, It,s rude. Right then HaosRulez101 picked up Alvin by the tail. So.....how was the wedding? She asked. What?! Alvin flipped, YOU!!!! Simon laughed. He probably has the ring still. I do not! Alvin said blushing as he flipped out of the girls hand and on the sofa arm. May I? Sunjirules asked. She picked up Alvin. Huh? Alvin exclaimed. Sunjirules looked at him closely. Yes, there is a ring hiding in your sweater pocket, she said. Is not! Alvin crossed his arms standing in Sunjirules hand. Well Alvin, Brittany said climping up Sunjirules till Sunjirules was holding her in her other hand. I tend to disagree. Theadore and Elounore skipped in the room with a tray of cookies. Look what me and Ele made, he said. OOh! Could we have some sis? Junette asked. Of course! Theadore and Elounore said togreather. Simon and Junette helped themselves to the cookies. HaosRulez101. picked up Theadore and Elounore You are soooo cute! Theadore laughed and said thanks! We think you are too! Ya! said Elounore. So have you watched all our movies, Simon asked Sunjirules. Of course! she exclaimed.

3 hrs later..... Well we got to go now Sunjirules said. Her and HaosRules left. BYE!! The chipmunks and chipettes called.

end of chapter 8.


Chapter 9 Pelican suit


Alvin, walked through the door, to see his brothers watching mere cat minor. What's up? he asked. SHHH! They shushed him. Brittany, Junette, and Elounor, were designing some dresses. What are you three, doing? He asked. We are making dresses, Duh! Ya, but for what? Oh, nothing, Alvin, Just another dare saying for us to get married again. Alvin, blushed, WHAAAAAA??!!!! Junette, and Elounore burst into laughter. Kidding Alvin, Brittany said, and you and I both know you loved our wedding. I DID NOT!!! Alvin yelled. Hmm...I wonder how you're anniversary will be, Simon said. THERE WILL NEVER BE ONE!!!! Just then Dave and uncle Eon walked through the door. Dave, looked at Alvin. Never be one what? Nothing! Alvin said. Theadore was looking at the computer screen. Hey...um Simon, we got a dare. For what? Junette , Elounore, and, Simon, asked. They want Eon to dress in his pelican suit. Im outta here, said Dave leaving the room. There is no way I,m doing that you chubby little rat, Eon hissed. Hey, Don't call my brother that! Alvin said. We will pay you, Simon told Eon. Eon had dollar signs in his eyes, okay, I will do it.


Moments later....

Uncle Eon stood in the room wearing his pelican suit. Okay, I want my money, he growled. Nope, no money, Simon answered. Ya, We tricked you, said Alvin. Say cheese! He snapped Eon,s picture. HEY.....!! YOU DIRTY LITTLE RATS!!!! Uncle Eon yelped. Actually Eon, Brittany said, I'm way too pretty for a rat. Ya, Eon and I'm too handsome to be a rat Alvin said. Ugh, said Brittany, What. Ever.

end of chapter 9


Chapter 10 Asking Junette out


The computer binged. Hey! I got a dare bro! Alvin said. What is it, Brittany asked. Someone dared Simon to ask Junette out. What?! Simon asked. Whats wrong? Theadore, Elounore, and, Simon walked through the door. Well, Si, Someone dared you to ask Junette out! Whaaaaaaattttt???? So Si, I dare you to ask Junette your girlfriend out. She.is.not.my GIRLFRIEND!! Well, what is she then, Theadore asked. She.....is....well...! Whats wrong, Simon? Junette walked through the door. Well....it appears I was dared to ask you out on a date. Wha......a.....date....with....you? Junette swayed blushing. So.....um.....will....you go out with...me? Oh, um of course, she says looking down at her feet. Great, said Simon. Awwwwwkkkkwaaaarrdd, Alvin said. Brittany glared then punched him in the arm. Ow! What,s that for? You don,t have to make it harder for them, Alvin. Well, sorrryyyy, princess. What you call me Alvin? Nothing! Theadore and Elounore laughed. Junette blushed, Simon glared. Well....is next Saturday okay then, he asked. Uh, ya, Junette said. With that they all walked out.


Chapter 11 Ballet dancing


There was a bing on the computer, Simon looked at the computer., This dare is for Alvin and Eon, he says. Theadore looked too, I dare Alvin and uncle Eon to dress in tutus. Noooooooooooooooooo! Alvin and Eon Run from the room.


Ten min later......

Alvin and uncle Eon were standing back in the room wearing tutus. Eon was wearing his over his pelican suit. The chipettes burst into laughter. The music started and they started to dance. You look so stylin Alvin, Brittany called. He growled at her. She laughed and held up a phone. What are you doing?! Alvin and Eon yelled. Im putting this on youtube. Duuuuhhh. Why you! They chased her around the room, Alvin tackled her. Why you! Then they bumped lips, and just layed their on their ground kissing in a embrace, Alvin on top of her. Do they know that the video is gonna show them kissing on youtube? Junette asked. AW let them kiss, Simon answered. They don,t show enough affection between each other anyways. Then when he realized what he said he blushed. I think so too, Junette said.


End of chapter 11.

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