INT. Recording Booth - Day
Barry: My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive--
Director: Really?
Barry: Really.
Director: *holds up a pair of ice skates* Really?
INT. Ice Rink - Evening
*people are skating by nicely*
*Barry comes thrashing through with little balance* *a CRASH!!! is heard O.S.*
*Barry has crashed into the boards*
*Cisco and Caitlin skate by Barry nicely*
*Director halts next to Barry and peers down*
Barry: *croaks* --NOT on ice.