When Mary woke up after she had been hit really hard in the head by the Wonderful Staff Of Magicalness, she was on ground. CRAZY, RIGHT??? WHAAAAT I'M SHOOK.

Anyway, she finds herself on hard ground, and not any water in sight. Her reaction may have been something like, "WTF?! WHERE'S MY PHONE??" Or maybe she said "Wow...this is so unwet!" Or: "AM I DREAMING?"
Idk. But what I do know is that she was freaking out about one thing or the other.

You may be wondering where she is at this very moment! Well! I KNOW (Woaaahhhh I know what's happening??? Whhhaaat??)! She is in the wonderful world of (excitement filling! DRAMA LIFTING IDK WHAT I'M SAYINGGG) PLUTO (It's a planet okay? Not a dwarf planet or a star, it's just a planet. Let's not be mean to it. Idc what you say)!! HOORAY WHAT A LOVELY PLANET!

I know what you're thinking, "GREASY, WTF???? WHY ISN'T IT EARTH??"
Idk why it's not Earth, Jeez! I didn't make the story, alright? I'm just retelling.

And there were a lovely bunch of aliens who took her in and raised her as their own.
The aliens looked like large rats if rats were cute. So....a Dorat (Dog rat. Awww so cute!)

Anyways, Mary kinda started wishing she could be PART OF HER (old) WORLD. The Dorats were nice, of course, but when you've lived all your life at a certain place where you had friends and a crazy psychopath dad, you would of course wish you were still there.

Also being on ground with fins is really tough. "WHAT?" you say, "I JUST ASSUMED THAT CRURA GAVE HER LEGS AND THEN TELEPORTED HER TO HIDE FROM HER FATHER ON PLUTO" Nay, my friend. Crura is for the most part good, but she ain't no saint (hey, that rhymes!).

So there's like a really long detailed part of the story where Mary goes and builds herself a Stargate, but that's way too much work to tell you. So fourteen and a half slime pits later, Mary had her very own Stargate.

And then, 732 teleports later, she was finally home - er, actually she was finally back on Earth...in Arizona. Three elephant and four tank rides later, Mary was back UNDAH DAH SEA! But the problem was what part of the sea was she? And was it the right part? Another question we have is: "Why was Mary going back to her crazy father?" All will be answered: NOW!

With much research and pondering Mary had decided that she was in the Pacific Ocean. She then realized that that made no difference since she had no clue what ocean she used to live in.

One Statue of Liberty, one Great Wall Of China and three Taj Mahal's (Wait.....what?) later, Mary found the correct sea. As you can sea, I mean see, she isn't very smart and it took her threa, I mean three years to find her way back home.

Once she did, she 1v1ed her father in an epic duel to the death, and when neither won, they agreed to be psychopath nail collectors together.

And their collection became the biggest in the kingdom.

And they lived happily ever after killing people UNDAH DAH SEA!

THE EENNNDDD

A.N Holy shizzle snacks, that's a lot of reads for this book! Wow!

A.N P.S If you know/like any children's story or fairy tale that you want me to do, then just tell me the story either by PMing me or just telling me in the comments, and I will try my best to do it :P