(A/N- You know how they smash champagne bottles on ships when they're ready to sail? Well this one-shot is based on that.
Yep.
Also, IT'S SPRING BREAK AND I'M WATCHING BROTHERHOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M ALREADY AT SEASON 3! Okay, I'm good now, but my internet has been going on and off for a while now. *The struggle is real*)

***Alphonse POV***

"You guys have champagne in your fridge?"(Y/N)'s voice called from the kitchen.

Brother and Winry sent questioning glances in her direction, seeing as none of us are of legal drinking age. (Y/n) walked into the room, carrying said alcoholic drink, still closed in its bottle.

"That's Aunt Pinako's. You better not be thinking of trying any! You're not old enough to drink!" Winry scolded, pulling out her wrench in a threatening manner.

(Y/n) held her arms defensively in front of her, clearly not desiring any injuries. "I swear that's not why I'm interested in it!"

Winry gave a doubtful look, unconvinced.

"Are you sure?"

(Y/n) quickly ran behind me, still carrying the alcoholic beverage. "I have my reasons!"

Whenever (Y/n) acted mischievous, she would always seek me for assistance. Normally she acted completely collected, calm, and serious. But occasionally her antics would land her in trouble. She had many a time hid behind my armored self to avoid flying metallic objects.

Not that I minded. She looked kind of adorable when she was ducking for cover behind me. She also acted adorable when her mischief was underway, often making sound-effects or singing background music as she worked.

It didn't take much observation to tell I had fallen for her. The only one who didn't seem to notice was (Y/n).

I never admitted my feelings to her, though, seeing as she never showed any signs of returning the feelings. Who would want to date an armored soul like me anyways?
(A/N- I WOOOOULD! :3)

But I could always daydream.

(Y/n) peeked out from behind me in her usual curious, cute way. "Can I come out from behind Alphonse and explain myself?"

Winry thought for a moment, then nodded in affirmation.

(Y/n) walked forward catiously, approaching Edward and Winry slowly.

"So why are you so interested in something you can't drink anyway?" Edward asked in a bored tone.

She slid (yes, slid) towards the two blondes.

"Oh, just to do this," She tapped the bottle on Ed's head. "Bonk!"

"Ow," Brother stated.

(Y/n) then hit the bottle lightly on Winry's head. "Bonk!"

She spun on her heel and hid once again behind me. When she had returned to safety, she turned back around and looked at them.

"The ship can now set sail!"

Both Brother and Winry's faces immediately changed to shades of red and pink. If there was one thing (Y/n) and I had in common, it was that we agreed Edward and Winry were made for each other.

Three letters. O. T. P.

"W-why would you think i-it was ready to set s-sail!?" Winry stuttered out.

"Because it's obvious you two love each other! Just make it official already!" (Y/n) laughed.

"And you guys would be adorable!" I added.

(Y/n) smiled up at me. "Exactly!"

"Sh-shut up!" Edward shouted, still blushing.

Winry face-palmed at (Y/n) and me's reactions after regaining her composure.

"Both of you, get over here. Now." Winry demanded in a stern tone.

(Y/n)'s facial expression turned from joking to serious. I heard myself tense up as well, metal clinking. Slowly we both moved towards the angry blonde.

"Give me the bottle." Winry held a poker-face, showing none of her intentions.

(Y/n) nervously handed the bottle over.

Winry held the bottle for a few seconds, moving it up and down slightly. Suddenly without warning, she clinked it on top of my metallic head, then tapped (Y/n)'s head as well.

"And now that ship is ready to sail as well."

(Y/n)'s face erupted in a tomato-red blush, growing flustered. In my embarrassment, I quickly stood up perfectly straight, my body making an uproar at my sudden movement. Edward and Winry were smirking at the pair of us.

"Revenge tastes oh so sweet," Ed stated evilly.

"W-why would you do that W-Winry!?" I practically squealed.

"Well, (Y/n) clearly wasn't gonna act on her love for you anytime soon, so I thought it would be best to take revenge and help her out at the same time!" Winry declared.

"WINRY!" (Y/n) screamed, ducking behind me further. It didn't work very well when you hid behind the person you were trying to not be seen by. Her blush had gotten even deeper.

(Y/n), loved me? She didn't care if I was armor? She really felt the same?

No. I couldn't believe it until I heard it directly from her.

"L-love for me?" I stuttered out quietly.

"Yeah, (Y/n) told me that she's had a crush on you since she first met you, and that it's developed into love over time."

"Winry shut up! If you're gonna make my feelings known, at least let me be the one to say them!"(Y/n) demanded, upset.

"I-is that true? That you love me?" I asked, still not one hundred percent certain.

(Y/n)'s (e/c) eyes looked up nervously, and her reply was in the form of a whimper.

"Yes."

I haven't felt this happy in so long. I literally scooped (Y/n)'s small body up into the air, spinning her around in joy.

"A-Alphonse!? W-what are you doing!?"She squealed.

I set her back on the ground gently.

"Trying to show the feeling's mutual. Apparently that's not the way to do it," I laughed. It felt good to laugh again, it's been a while.

(Y/n) had a surprised look on her face. "R-really?"

"Really. I love you too, (Y/n)." I've wanted to say those words for such a long time. It felt like a weight had been lifted off my chest.

"You guys are so adorable!" Winry said, interrupting the meaningful moment between us.

(Y/n)'s normal mischievous expression reappeared. "Just so you know, I now expect you and Ed to be a couple, too."

"The Edwin ship needs to sail," I agreed.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" (Y/n) started chanting, and I soon joined in.

"Shut up!" Brother shouted.

"We won't shut up until you do! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" (Y/n) continued, as I followed her lead.

After the two realized we wouldn't stop chanting until they did, they quickly exchanged a peck on the lips. (Y/n) and I erupted into cheers immediately.

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"(Y/n) screamed in joy. "THE SHIP HAS SAILED!" She started laughing like a maniac, which in turn made me not be able to stop laughing at her laughter.

Suddenly, Aunt Pinako returned from whatever errands she had been running. She entered the kitchen to find (Y/n) on the floor in laughter, myself holding my chest laughing at her, and Edward and Winry simply blushing like mad.

She took one look at the unopened champagne bottle in Winry's hand.

"Are you sure that thing isn't open? (Y/n) looks like she might have had a few glasses of it."

That only made me and (Y/n)'s laughing fits worse. (Y/n) was literally rolling on the floor, crying from the laughter.

It certainly was an eventful night. Two new relationships, several fits of laughter, and one unopened champagne bottle.

It was one none of us would ever forget.