So five of those pet abuse commercials popped up

you know the ones with the sad music and always so dem cute animals?

here how me and my friends normally are

my friends: Aw poor animals

Me: Eh who cares 

My friends: How can you be so heartless

Me: *shrugs*

yep I'm that heartless

and good news I no longer love people so 🎆🎇🎊🎉🎉✨