THIS is a song I learned in third grade, It is useful for irritating people. And also a good workout that doesn't require you to stand up, hell you could do it in bed.

Materials:
A space for you to kick and hit the air

Procedure:
Do what the song says
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Hi My name is Jo
And i work in a button factory
I got a wife and a dog, and a little baby
One day, my boss comes up to me and says, "Hi Joe, Are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the button with your right hand"

Hi My name is Jo
And i work in a button factory
I got a wife and a dog, and a little baby
One day, my boss comes up to me and says, "Hi Joe, Are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the button with your left hand"

Hi My name is Jo
And i work in a button factory
I got a wife and a dog, and a little baby
One day, my boss comes up to me and says, "Hi Joe, Are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the button with your right leg"

Hi My name is Jo
And i work in a button factory
I got a wife and a dog, and a little baby
One day, my boss comes up to me and says, "Hi Joe, Are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the button with your left leg"

Hi My name is Jo
And i work in a button factory
I got a wife and a dog, and a little baby
One day, my boss comes up to me and says, "Hi Joe, Are you busy?"
I said "Yes, you have been working me all day and I'm going home!"

Hi my name is Jo
And I work in a boxing factory
I got a wife and a cat, and a little baby
One day my boss came up to me and says, "Hi Jo, are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the box with your right hand"

Hi my name is Jo
And I work in a boxing factory
I got a wife and a cat, and a little baby
One day my boss came up to me and says, "Hi Jo, are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the box with your Left hand"

Hi my name is Jo
And I work in a boxing factory
I got a wife and a cat, and a little baby
One day my boss came up to me and says, "Hi Jo, are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the box with your right leg"

Hi my name is Jo
And I work in a boxing factory
I got a wife and a cat, and a little baby
One day my boss came up to me and says, "Hi Jo, are you busy?"
I said no
"Push the box with your left leg"

Hi my name is Jo
And I work in a boxing factory
I got a wife and a cat, and a little baby
One day my boss came up to me and says, "Hi Jo, are you busy?"
I said,"Yes! You have been working me super hard, I quit!"
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You can go on and on, but I'm to lazy to write more.