Sunday Joke
What kind of car did the pilgrim drive?
A Plymouth!

Monday Joke
Why was the cow in stealth mode?
Ask her, she's the one wearing Cowmooflage

Tuesday Joke
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

Wednesday Joke
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Your to little to smoke!

Thursday Factoid
The most expensive diamond is a décoloré, weighing 100.10 carats , was sold for $16,561,171 on May 17,1995 In Italy.

Friday Joke
What do space cows say?
Mooooon

Saturday Joke
What do you call a space wizard?
Yer a space wizard Harry!