I just found this hilarious:

O k a y
So in school during lunch I sit with my gf, my friends, and a few others. Let's just say.. lunch is very interesting. I highkey really hate lunch now because of this, and the only thing that makes me look forward to it is my gf and my two other friends.

Anyway, everyone at the table sort of just figured out we're dating, so at random points this one girl (I'll call her Saveme) always makes weird comments about us??

So today, my girlfriend brought apples bc we both usually eat apples, and since I don't eat anything at lunch, she forces me to share them with her. So, you know, she holds the apple slice to my mouth and I bite it, so I guess she's feeding me. Idk why we do that, it's just funny I guess lmao.

sO SAVEME LOOKS AT US AND SHES LIKE "oh look, they're breastfeeding each other"

WH A T

WHERE TF DID SHE GET "BREASTFEEDING" FROM!?

AAAAAAAAAA