Hi! Don't ask, just read. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:

- bad grammar i Have

- peeling errors

- crInge oh mitea crinj

No but seriously, there will be lots of mistakes because we all get annoyed by those. I'm also picking on American's, but that's not to offend anyone, that's just because we're throwing in a bunch of other stereotypes and I figured why the Hell don't we make her super dumb to be like the rest of her clan. Because as an Australian, I can confirm that all stereotypes are 101% accurate. Right American's?

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I looked at the door, verry intensely four no real reason. This wa it. Behind that for was my only livin famileee. Harry Potter himself. the boy who livd. i had never met him, because I'm from America. Yes, you heard right, I am a Meri. You got the Aussie's, the Kiwi's, the Brit's and the Meri's. Those r the continents rite? 

I reached Up to knock on the doe but it opened before I could lay a finger on it and there stood a squat and chubeeeeeee woman with red hair and beautiful brown orbs that wor a brute smile and practically pushed me inside.

"Come on in darl!" She said. "Its reigning out their!"

That is true. I was soaking wet, but I conveniently forgot to tel u this because i only just thot of it. the lady brought me into what I assumed was the kitchen. I wildnt no, I've never been in one b4. Becuz, i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs. Yes, I have boobies, long hair and dress exactly like everyone else of this generation, but I'm toooootally different. Because I'm sassy, smart, sarcastic, and opinionated. no girls are like that.

A boy with firey red hair and a gamgley figure and sky blue oRbS and freckles dusted all over his body which I could tell despite most of him being hidden behind clothes walked in with a toothy grin and greeted the woman that mustard Ben his Mum,

"Oh" he released I was their 'hi im Ron. You must b Harry's sister. Y/N right?"

I nodded without a word, not knowing what to say around knew people. Because I'm quirky and shy like that ✌️. 

"Hey Harry!" He yelled out; "Y/N'smalready hear!"

Waaaaaat!? I wasnt reddy to meat him! He was the boy who lived! he was supposed to be the savoury of the wizarding world, despite this problem only affecting Britain and the rest of the world being completely fine because we have proper laws that make sense.

Then I heard the boy call ot in replay and the obvious sound of footsteps. My heart hammered, and then...

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Hey gwuyz, I hoped you enjoyed. As you can tell, I put so much effort into this 😘✌️. Like, didn't check grammar or peeling, and it's supper crinjee. Bai~

No but oh my God this took literally a few minutes to write. But unfortunately, this is all of your wattpad pain in one story. So the next update will probably be in August. Please vote, comment, and suggest. Thank you!

      - Turtlefreakakw2 <3