I am so sorry this took so long to get out!
I do apologize, but I've been crazy busy oddly... sorry, but it is finally here now!
So enjoy
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Lance and hunk giggled to themselves as they walked around the cellars. Pidge had snuck them into Area 51 while she kept mission control outside. The guards were busy with the main attack on the front gates, and pidge had found a way to sneak them in the side entrance without anyone seeing. She was cleaver that way, that and her brother and father worked for the government, and Matt had given her the tip. I'm return he just wanted them to bring him back an alien girlfriend, preferably a hot one.

"What do you think we will find? Aliens?" Lance asked as he looked around with his flashlight.

"I hope so! Just imagine all the information we could get out of one? How much we could learn." Hunk said with a smile.

"Nah, I just want to say I've kissed an alien." Lance said. "If I can come back to school saying that do you think Allura would agree to go on a date with me?" Lance asked. "I think all the girls would be lining up to kiss the lips that kissed an alien."

"You two are ridiculous." Pidge muttered over the radio.

"Just get me my alien girlfriend. You can kiss her too Lance." Matt said. "Get the one with the biggest—"

"Matt!" Pidge snapped. "Get off my radio."

"Make me." Matt teases.

"Guys let's keep the radio clear." Hunk suggested. "We are live filming this to you guys."

"Woah." Lance gasped as he came across something cool. It looked to be an alien spacecraft, one with dark purple and black markings all over it.

"You guys seeing this?" Hunk asked as he aimed his camera.

"Taking screenshots as we speak!" Pidge said with excitement. "Are there any alien bodies?"

"Maybe?" Lance said as he walked across some containers filled with sparkly white matter. "What is this stuff?"

"Quintessence." Said a voice. At that point lance screamed and jumped into Hunk's arms, hunk was also screaming. They looked around searching for the voice.

"Who's there!!" Lance yelled out. "I have to warn you! I am a yellow belt in karate!"

"You two goofballs seem like a real threat." The voice said again.

"Hey! Who you calling goofball!" Lance jumped out of his arms and aimed his finger guns around. "I have to warn you. I am armed!"

"No your not." The voice said again. "And I am over here, to your right."

The two boys looked to their right to see a small creature in a cage. He had purple skin and black hair in a mullet. He had small fangs and big eyes. He was... well cute.

"Awww... your so short." Lance said as he walked over to the cage. "How are you little guy?"

The creature put his hand on his hip, man did he have curves. "You can quit the baby talk."

"Woah! It speaks English." Hunk gasped.

"It has a name." The creature snapped. "It's Keith."

"Well that's like the ugliest name ever." Lance said. "But I am sure you are so very vicious!" He continues the baby talk.

Keith rolled his eyes. "You humans are different then the ones I've seen before." He said, thinking 'they are more stupid'

"Different? Oh how? More handsome? More buff?" Lance struck a pose.

"Oh so buff." Keith played along. "And handsome... and pretty."

"How does it know English." Hunk asked.

"Who cares. I call dibs!" Lance said. "Now how do i get this cage open? Your coming home with me little guy, and we will have so many great adventures together."

"Can you hand me my knife?" Keith asked, pointing to the weapon on the table.

"Umm...." Lance said, looking to hunk.

"We shouldn't give it a weapon quite yet... maybe later?" Hunk suggested.

"Oh silly foolish me." Keith sighed dramatically. "What was I to think these humans would trust me? After all, I am so alien... how could one ever trust me. But all I wish to do is love and serve the most handsome of them all... and here he stands in front of me." Keith said flirty like to Lance.

Lance smiled and blushed, quickly grabbing the knife and handing it to Keith. "Just don't hurt yourself. Now come on let's get you back to my house." He said as he opened the cage.

Keith smirked. These foolish humans. They are basically letting him go.

"Aww your so short." Lance teased as he looked at his new alien. "Are you fluffy?" He asked as he stroke his cheek. "I got so many questions to ask you."

Keith could smell guards approaching them. "We should go." He suggested. "How do you get out?"

"Umm pidge?" Hunk questioned

"Left." Pidge said over the radio. "Better hurry they are almost done out front."

"Let's go my alien pal!" Lance said as he put an arm around Keith.

Keith didn't know what to do, so he punched his side to get the human to let go of him.

"Owe!" Lance held his side. "Your quite violent." He hobbled towards the exit quickly.

Keith walked alone as he followed these humans out.

"Hey... were you... you know?" Lance whispered to Keith.

"What?" Keith questioned.

"Were you flirting? With me?" Lance asked.

"Flirting?" Keith questioned.

This lance human looked to be checking him out a bit. Even though this isn't traditional courting traditions where he came from, this must be earth courting traditions.

"Sure." Keith said.

Lance smirked and put one hand in Keith's. "Oh I got so much earth stuff to teach you my kitten."

"Lance! Don't teach the alien the no no's" hunk snapped at lance as they made it out of the building. Now they just had to make it back to the fence they snuck under.

"Where is your ship?" Keith asked.

"Umm my Jeep is hidden behind some bushes." Hunk said.

"Pidge, is the cost clear?" Lance asked.

"Roger that! We are a go." Pidge said over the radio.

Lance and hunk took off, lance pulling a Keith behind him as they booked it to the fence. That's when they heard gunshots, and felt the bullets zooming past them! They were caught!

"Keep running!" Keith called out and let go of Lance's hand, drawing out his sword. "I got this."

Keith waved his sword around, blocking the bullets as they were shot. He was a magnificent fighter, doing flips and dives to attack against the bullets.

Lance lifted the fence for hunk to crawl under, then hunk held it for lance.

"Keith!!" Lance yelled as he held out his hand for him to crawl under.

Keith ran for it and dove against the Sand and caught Lance's arms as he was quickly pulled under. Then the teens booked it behind a sand dune to where they hid the Jeep.

"What took you guys so long!" Pidge asked from the back seat.

"Where is my alien?" Matt called over the line. "Is she okay?"

"Umm..: couldn't get a girl alien for you buddy." Hunk said as he started the car and drove like mad out of this place. Matt groaned on the other end

Keith panted as he sat beside lance.

"Wow.. we almost died." Lance said as he looked over to him before leaning into give his first kiss to this alien.

Keith gasped into the kiss, let it happen for a while and then pushed Lance away. "I don't want to mate with you."

"Mating! Woah! Who said anything about mating?" Lance argued.

Pidge and hunk just laughed as they drove off with their new alien friend Keith.