Title: He's Really Not That Old

Requested by Kacey Lilly Rose Jackson

Reader Info

Neko Species: Black Panther

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

H/c - Hair Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

FNF Mod: Vs. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Mod

A/n: Y/n L/n is a very talented rapper/singer known as the Neko Panther Queen, judging by her panther ears and tail and she is volunteering at the local Music Theater in Creation City with her two best friends, Boyfriend (Keith) and Girlfriend (Cherry) to help the with the auditions to look for some talented rappers/singers for the next concert of the Friday Night Funkin' competition. One of the volunteers is a very luck rabbit by the name of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, which Y/n is a very huge fan of Oswald and wants to have a rap battle with the lucky rabbit himself. This rap battle will eventually blossom into a kind of romantic scenario once the two of them get to know each other in their very first rap battle together.

A/n #2: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is created by Walt Disney himself as one of the very first Disney cartoon characters before the creation of the ever popular Mickey Mouse. He even appears in the Epic Mickey video games series as his very "Lucky" (No Pun Intended) return in the Disney Universe.

Location: The Musical Theater - Creation City

Date: September 14, 2021

Time: 1:25 PM

No POV

Today at the local Musical Theater in Creation City, three famous rappers are volunteering at the theater, Keith (Boyfriend), Cherry (Girlfriend) and Y/n L/n (aka The Neko Panther Queen) and they are trying to find some very talented and creative rappers/singers as apart of the auditions for the upcoming Friday Night Funkin' concert in Downtown Creation City.

Y/n L/n is a very talented rapper/singer and is well known for being a black panther neko with her F/c panther ears and tail and her bright E/c eyes and she is best friends with Keith and Cherry ever since they had their fair share of rap battles all across the multiverse and they are thrilled about this upcoming music concert next week.

Right now, they are currently working on finding some worthy opponents that will be perfect to attend at the concert and so far, they have already got 11 rappers and singers to earn a spot at the concert. They also added a sign at the theater that said, "No Billy Masons allowed", which actually made Billy Mason really mad that he can't enter the auditions, so he tried many ways to get into the auditions, but unfortunately for him, the Dearest Family is one step ahead of keeping Billy Mason at bay with his henchman guarding all of the entrances and the exits to the theater as the henchman took him down to the fires of Hell with Daddy (Atlas) Dearest and Mommy (Charlotte) Mearest giving him the unhappy ending he deserves.

All they need is one more rapper in the auditions to perform and if they got the talent in rapping, they have earned their spot in the concert.

Total of Rappers/Singers: 11

Remaining Rappers/Singers to Audition: 1

Chosen Rapper/Singers: Whitty, Tabi, Pico, Carol, Garcello, Hex, Sarv & Ruv, Huggy Wuggy, Sonic, Suicide Mouse and Tricky

Keith: Well that last one was a bust...Who's up next?

Y/n: Yeah, we already need one more rapper to audition with to see if they had the guts and creativity to perform at the concert.

Cherry then looked down on the list of contestants that are coming to the theater to audition at to see who is next one the list to perform with.

Cherry: Hmmmm...the name's written in this really extravagant cursive...I can't really read it...Should I just call them in?

Keith: I guess so?

Then Y/n took a really good look at the list that cherry is reading and she can already tell by her own eyes squinting at the paper of that "Extravagant Cursive" signature written on the list. She somehow seen that signature before, but she can't seem to put her finger on it. The signature had the name that clearly says the name, "Oswald" and just as Y/n was about to speak up, Cherry had already shouted out of her lungs to call out the next contestant on stage with Y/n covering her cat ears from the loud sound of Cherry's booming voice since she is a demon after all.

Cherry: NEXT CONTESTANT, PLEASE COME OUT!

Y/n: OW! Cherry! Don't scream so loud! You know how sensitive my cat ears are to loud noises!

Cherry: Sorry about that, Y/n.

Then out of nowhere, a contestant with a pair of bunny ears along with a pair of blue trousers came in with a microphone is his hand as he makes his way on stage with a happy smile on his face. Then Y/n realized who this bunny really is, for it is none other than Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and he is here on stage at the theater to perform for the audition at the concert next week. This is making Y/n's day a lot more interesting and exciting to meet her favorite cartoon character since childhood at this very stage, which means that Y/n has to get him the audition for the concert by rap battling with the luckiest rabbit himself.

Oswald: Hey Hey!

Y/n: Hey there!

Keith: Yo Yo!

Cherry: Hello! Can you state your name and what you're auditioning for the concert next week? Also be sure to face the camera when you do so!

Y/n: Yeah, we wanna make sure you'll look your very best for all the people to watch.

Oswald: Camera, you say!? Well well well, Hello world! My name is one many of you may have heard, but certainly never gets old!

Cherry: Uhuh...

Y/n *Thinking*: Yep. That is Oswald the rabbit alright. Can this day get any more better than ever?

Oswald: Wait are you wanting me to say it in a certain way or---

Keith: Bro, just state your name. It is not that deep.

Y/n: Yeah, this is not an open-mic night, we're just looking for some contestants to audition with for the Friday Night Funkin' concert next week? So don't be shy to state your name in a normal fashion.

Oswald: Sorry Sorry! Force of habit, but I'll come out with it! My name is-

Cherry: Wait wait wait wait hold up-- You DO actually look familiar...

Oswald: Oh? Oh! Really!?

Cherry: WAIT YEAH!! You're from--- Oh what was it called...

Oswald: Haha! Great to hear my reputation still proceeds m--

Y/n: I know exactly who he really is? He's--

Keith: You're Spinel! From Steven Universe!

All: ...

Y/n *Thinking*: T_T Really Keith? I'm pretty sure that he's not really Spinel from Steven Universe. He doesn't have the gem on his chest, his colors are black and blue instead of pink and his bunny ears doesn't not count as pigtails. How stupid can he really be? Probably got blue-balled way too many times during the many rap battles in our travels across the multiverse.

Oswald: Um...no.

Cherry: You're one of them 'Animaniacs', right!?

Oswald: Pardon??

Y/n *Thinking*: You're thinking of dogs, Cherry and Oswald is not a dog or an Animaniac, he's a bunny rabbit and he's from Disney, not Warner Brothers Studios. You really need to have better taste in cartoons instead of filling up your bathtub with Cherry Dr. Pepper on your days off.

(I seen a video like that happen before when Girlfriend had filled her own bathtub with Cherry Dr. Pepper, hence why many FNF fans gave her the name, Cherry)

Keith: OH! I KNOW! I KNOW!

Y/n *Thinking*: Keith! I swear to God that if you call him something that is not his real name again! I will claws your eyes out and make an omelet out of them and then I will break your arms and legs and your jaw, if I hear something like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat or Bendy, I will show you no mercy if you---

Keith: You're Mickey Mouse!

Neo Dracunyan *Thinking offscreen*: Seriously, Keith! You're so stupid!

Y/n: *In Unison* He is...a fucking...RABBIT!!!!!

Oswald: *In Unison* I am...a fucking...RABBIT!!!!!

Then the two of them both stop to look each other for a bit while blushing after they both said the same thing together at the same time.

Keith: Yeah, but you look like an old geezer boobtoob cartoo-

Y/n: OH MY FUCKING GOD, KEITH!!! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET!!! HE IS NOT AN OLD GEEZER BOOBTOOB CARTOON CHARACTER!!! I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HIM SINCE CHILDHOOD!!! HIS NAME IS OSWALD!! OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!!! NOT SPINEL!!! NOT AN ANIMANIAC!!! AND HE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT MICKEY MOUSE!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHO HE REALLY IS THAT SHOULD EARN AS MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT AS MICKEY MOUSE HIMSELF!!! HE IS NOT THAT OLD!!!

Oswald then began blushing very hard after hearing Y/n shouting out with such big words of determination and respect that she is giving to him.

Cherry: Geez, Y/n! You don't have to shout out that loud like that! Not many of us know a lot of cartoon characters in our childhood as much as you do.

Oswald: Hey, lighten up would ya! She clearly makes a good point and there's no need to disrespect her like that. I am auditioning for a music gig here.

Keith: Okay, Oswald. You gonna show me what you got or what??

Cherry: Keith. I think maybe we should let Y/n have the rap battle with Oswald. She did say that she knew a lot about him since childhood, so she might as well go for it since she is giving him some respect. I mean, you had your fun with Suicide Mouse last time.

Keith: Oh...ok yeah! I guess that could work! Y/n, would you like to have a rap battle with Oswald? I know that it's your biggest dream to sing along with your favorite lucky bunny.

Y/n: Keith?! Not in front of him. I thought you and Cherry promised not to tell anyone about having a rap battle with my secret crush!

Y/n: *Covers her mouth* Oops! I should've said that out loud.

Oswald: You want to have a rap battle me, toots~ I wouldn't mind having a little song with you since you do have that tail and cat ears as a neko.

Y/n: *Blushing very heavily* Umm..sure. I would love to. You ready to show us what you got or what?

Oswald: With Pleasure, Toots~ Let's get this show on the road~

Y/n *Thinking*: *Blushing very, very heavily* He's hitting on me! He is really hitting on me and I'm blushing up a storm! This could be the greatest day of my life! Let's hope I don't mess up.

*Song Plays - Rabbit's Luck - Vs. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit FNF Mod*

After having a successful rap battle between Y/n and Oswald, the two of them were blushing really hard while sharing the same kind of anger after Cherry called Oswald an "Old-Timey" as they both started jumping up and down in anger as they both said in unison that Oswald is not old at all. He may be an old cartoon character, but he's really not that old at all since cartoon characters in either TV Shows or Comic Books, they never age at all.

Oswald: Wowie~ I must say there, toots~ You have such a beautiful singing, Y/n. I never thought such a big fan of mine like you would be so lucky enough to sing along with me.

Y/n: *Blushing* Y-Yeah. I guess I'm one of those lucky ones, huh?

Keith: And how? You two really know how to put on a show. He definitely earns the spot at the concert.

Cherry: That's right. He is definitely the contestant we need for the concert next week. We'll call you or leave a message to let you know when the concert begins at and where it be located in Creation City next week by then. Thank you for your time, Mr. Oswald and I'm terribly sorry for calling you an old-timey.

Keith: Me too. I'm sorry for not even knowing who you really are? My mind is just not in the right place and at the right time since I was so busy following my dreams of becoming of professional rapper.

Oswald: No worries. I can understand why this career means so much to you. I'll be sure to hop my way over to the concert next week.

Cherry: Very well then. See you at the concert next week, Oswald.

After that, the auditions are over with all of the constants have chosen by Cherry, Keith and Y/n, things are gonna go very well at the concert in Creation City. Y/n could never have been happier after she had her very first rap battle with her favorite cartoon character, Oswald. However, things are about to get even more luckier for her, when Y/n was just about to leave the theater felt a tap on her shoulder. She then turned to see Oswald the lucky rabbit with her with a happy smile on his face.

Y/n: Oh. Hi, Oswald. What are you doing here?

Oswald: Well, I wanted to say thank you for giving me the respect that I deserve back on stage and I wanted to ask you if you like to go out on a date with me?

Y/n: Really? You want to on a date...with me?

Oswald: Of course. You actually remind me of my late wife, Ortensia because of your cat tail and ears, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind if we date together tonight after that little rap battle we had together.

Y/n: Sure. I don't mind at all, Ozzy~ I'm sure that Ortensia would be happy that you are able to move on with your life with another woman and I'd be happy to go out with you tonight.

Oswald: Alrighty then, toots~ You ready for the night our lives?

Y/n: Absolutely.

And so, the two lovebirds left the theater together for their lovely night on the town together and eventually they will be become a couple and get married and have kids of their own, especially after the time he and his late wife, Ortensia had kids of their own and they had a lot of bunny children after their honeymoon together.

Like Y/n said, He's Really Not That Old. At least give this bunny rabbit a break will ya. Yeesh.

Oswald: Hey, Y/n? I have a question?

Y/n: Yes, Ozzy?

Oswald: Are you good with taking care of kids?

Y/n: Yeah, I always been taking care of my siblings since I was 12 years old. Why?

Oswald: Well, I hope you like bunnies a lot because when you come stay at my place for the night, the kids are gonna be so happy to see you as their new mommy.

Y/n: Oh. I see. I get the picture. Well, as long as we're both happy and Ortensia is happy, our kids will be happy as well.

Oswald: You said it, toots~

AND THEY BOTH LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END