So apparently now, Shopkins are the new roaring craze among little kids. My little sister is completely obsessed with them, only they are extremely over priced and my parents are trying to steer her in another direction. So anyway, she got some cooking set for Christmas and after five full minutes of screeching, she decided she should open the box. So me, being the oldest has to drop everything and help her.

And inside the box, were a bunch of little figurines of food and cooking stuff. AND THEN A FREAKING JUG OF MILK.

SO I START LAUGHING QUIETLY AND SHE IS COMPLETELY CONFUSED AND KEEPS ASKING ME WHY I WAS LAUGHING. Now, there's no way in hell I'm about to destroy the life of a little girl who can barely write her name by telling her why a gallon of milk makes me laugh.

The moral of the story is, the milk will come to haunt you.

Just kidding, there's no moral, I just thought I'd share that with you...

This thing the size of my thumb! I am now terrified to walk in my own home, in fear of stepping on one of them